stuff thats in my head...
My life in 20 words or less:Birth, school sucked, I drew to get through it, computers, beer, family, and tupac lyrics mixed together.
leave your life in 20 words or less in the commentsStuff that is in my head:
are all the taxi drivers in india american ?
A good way to train in boxing is to cast a shadow of yourself on a wall, and then spar with it, seeing the way your body moves as you punch. This is called shadow boxing. An even better way is to tie a guy up so he can't move, and just keep hitting him. This is called punching a tied-up guy.
I want to get a henna tatoo that says "forever"
I am not sure how many push ups I can do, because after I do one, I am up, and there is no reason to continue.
If Isaac Newton were alive today, he sure would look stupid telling us all about gravity. Yeah, thanks for the tip, big guy.
I think I'd make a pretty good God, as long as all anyone ever prayed for was a good swift kick in the ass.
When the aliens first landed, everyone was afraid for their lives. By the time we realized the aliens only wanted peace and equality, it was too late. We had slaughtered them all. Except for a few, which we kept around as slaves.
THINK ABOUT IT
News: 3 out of 4 americans have trouble sleeping, 4 out of 3 americans have trouble with fractions.
Online gamer stabbed with real knife for selling a sword that wasn't real
School child gets his mouth taped shut for practicing math at home
court ruling may not hinder music theft ( I know it isn't gonna hinder my music theft )
Neato stuff:
Barcode Jesus
finger twister
( a lil late ) top 11 things geeks do on St Patricks Day
My living Will ( everyone should have one, and this one sounds pretty good )
how to assemble an Ikea computer desk
~grey out
homosexuals are gay....
"Using the word 'gay' as a negative adjective, is so gay"OP / Ed. 5 reasons why Angelina Jolie is in love with me
1. No one has told me that she isn't.
this much is true. I have yet to hear that she is not in love with me, which only leads me to beleive that she must in fact, be in love with me, and pretty badly.
2. Chicks dig Suave Mysterious guys.
And let me tell you, I've got suaveness and mystery coming out my damn ass. Mysterious? How many guys keep smoke capsules on their belt? If you said "no guys," you'd be wrong by precisely one: me. ( I'm batman )
3. I'm pretty sure she said she loves me
At least I think I heard her say she "loves" something—I connected the dots myself on that one.
4. Science agrees half black is better.
I crunched some numbers on this one, and as it turns out, it is almost certain that I have a gigantic penis.
and the number five reason Angelina Jolie is probably in love with me
5. Check out this damn handstand.
News: Noteworthy The supreme court is hearing a case that may decide this whole file sharing buisness for good... I cant believe it, but it actually looks good for Grokster... stay tunned..
firefighters giggle and request doritos
WTF?!?! you can't hand out autographs nude ?!?!
Rob a bank, take pictures of the cash in a McDonalds bathroom what could go wrong???
Headline of the week Candles recalled because they might, catch on fire
Schools
Ask the parents to fill in for substitute teachers... ( I think this is a GREAT idea )
POLL: harvard students mostly unhappy ( oddly,.. students at Cal State Chico are very very Happy )
Interesting stuff
Mothers against peeing standing up
The solar death ray
Design your own T-shirt
somethin to talk about...
I hope everyone had a good easter...
Easter breakfastInteresting phenomenon... I wouldn't say that I am a 'loner', but I have never had any problems, or anxiety about doing things alone. I have seen movies all by myself, I regularly go out eat by myself, and I can go shopping at the mall all by myself too... Because of this it seems weird to me, that people think it is so sad, that I do some of these things alone... Take easter morning for example... Most of my immediate family was in San diego watching my lil sister playing softball, so I decided to go get breakfast from this lil place in chino. I get there, and I am waiting to order when a girl from church comes up, and asks what I'm doing there, and why I am not eating with my family, and invites me to come eat with her family... I explained to her, that it wasn't all that bad, and I didn't mind eating alone, and she left, only to return a few minutes later, to tell me she had explained my situation to her family, and now they all demanded I sit with them for breakfast...
dont get me wrong, it was nice, and I enjoyed it ( albeit a lil rushed, since they were pretty much done eating by the time I got my food ), but ther eis nothing wrong with being alone, and I feel sad for those people who think it is such a sad thing... you will never know the joy of being alone...
anyway, thanks Amanda, and the rest of the Gauthiers...
News Whacko Jacko : define harmless: I mean, I think me ( or the average 11 year old boy ) could put a beat down on Micheal, that being said, I hope the wierd bastard does do some jail time
look s like this Terry Schiavo thing is winding down, thank goodness, prayers go out to all involved... The really really sad thing is, when the president was governor he signed a bill allowing a 6 month old baby boys breathing tube to be removed against the parents wishes... WTF?!?!... tell me again why I should vote, these guys are all bat rastards...
Sony sued for 90.7 Million dollars, and cease and desist selling PS2's
Sex deprived wife wins divorce case... there are so many things I want to say, and yet so many things I shouldn't have to say... I mean okay, 7 years is 7 years ( and I feel your pain ), but lets see a husband divorce his wife for not giving it up when he wants it...
and oh yeah... Christy pointed out I spelled "bookmarks" wrong... but I dont care, I might fix it someday...
~grey out...
Hung over but still at work
Yes ladies and gentlemen I am hung over and at work. I should have stayed home but I was like f#@# it I will go to work. It is better to be hung over at work then hung over at home wasting sick time.
THE B.O.B WEEKEND
Tonight will be with the kids I have to spend some time with them. Saturday is a Jon Ho party. If you want info
holla at your boy. Sunday is easter and that is also a kid day. So needless to say I will be with the kids this weekend.
SOME SPORTSDamn Oak st. choked. Once again I am asking the question why let there best player beat you. I believe if it is going to be a last second shot double team the best player and make someone else beat you.
Dodgers season is about to start. Which means more analysis from norm about deposdesta sucks worse that hooker with no teeth on a friday night. Sorry norm I had to throw your girlfriend in there.
Since we are talking about baseball I might as well talk about steroids. I think since baseball players have been doing it for so long you might as well let them do forever. Barry says he did not take roids but yet he has lost 40 pounds and all of the sudden might miss the first season of his career. What a quin dink dink.
Here is a article how stupid fans are saying bonds should be in the hall of fame but not big mac.Well got to go back to work. Hopefully me insulting norm he will actually post a real post.
THE B.O.B
one day to go till friday..
I'm hung like Einstein, and smart as a horse"what up what up what up??.. hows everybody doing???
not too much new with me, just same ol same ol...
Pizza and Beer tonight with Norm, and B.O.b. 6:30 RTP in chino...
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insert Rants here >
Girls and Mathmatics A while ago I saw this image that showed a mathematical proof that girls were Evil, pretty good, and easy to follow, but check out this equation that shows Winston Churchill was a carrot
Poli-tricks
Republican Leader Invokes God in Schiavo Battle, kinda interesting, considering, one of our countries greatest rights is freedom of religion, or even the freedom to not be religious at all...
but hey... those are our congressional leaders... which reminds me congress is really kinda a joke... they bring people in for questioning, like Enron, or Baseball players, and do they ever get answers... ufck no... I could do that..( Grey Norm B.O.B. to run for congress )
New york Teacher charged with Exam Hoax. I originally was interested in this story becasue I hate the school system, but as I read it I was equally amused and confused. here's the gist of it... A NY teacher makes a crazy homeless guy take an exam for him, and the crazy homeless guy scores so much better than the teacher has in the past, it raises suspiscion... WTF?!?! why do crazy homeless men score better on Exams than teachers ???
Stuff no one cares about
been saying it for a while now, but I bet in the next 5-7 years linux will take over on the desktop, it's pretty much all I use right now... ( B.o.b. and Norm, Linux consultants... what you think??)
well thats all for me today....
~grey
the weekend / weakstart
weekend update: this weekend was pretty dope. Steve invited my ass out to an Indian casino for a friends B-day... ( happy b-day lil Mel )... I lost money, but it was sick fun, none the less... good people, good times, bad drinks = good weekend...
Saturday was pretty uneventfull, just dinner, and I rented the movie
"employee of the month". It wasn't bad, but it wasn't good, the whole time I was waiting for the twists and turns in the plot I knew were about to come, and when they finally happend in the last 2 minutes of the movie, I was left thinking, "was that it?!?!", "I could have told you that was gonna happen"... anyways... Friday was good, saturday was okay, and I can't complain about sunday...
Stuff in the news : I think this is kinda ironic, a church is seaking the truth behind the Da Vinci code. I want to point out a few things. First and foremost, it is a fictional book, filled with fictional characters, and a fictional plot. You really dont need much more than to look up the definition of the word "fiction" to prove that the book is not based in fact. More ironically, searching for proof of something, flys directly in the face of having "faith" in something... faith by definition os belief without need of tactile proof.
Example: Tupac is the greatest rapper of all time... this is something I faithfully beleive to be true, not just merely my opinion. As such, no amount of data or record sales by a different rapper will eer change my view. Likewise, if someone had "so called" proof tupac never wrote or preformed any of the raps credited to him, I would immediately dissreguard it. That is faith... who cares if someone writes a book that makes your faith look flawed... Vibe, XXL, and rolling stone have written countless articles making my faith in tupac look flawed, but they are simply wrong.
the only thing I can say about this schiavo thing, is someone, plese give up... wash your hands of the situation and walk away... And for the record, if I am ever brain dead, or badly maimed, or if In n Out finnaly closes for good... for goodness sakes, don't keep me on life support, please in the name of all that is good pull that plug, and give my body parts to some one who will use them...
Teachers Cheat, OR Grey has a good laugh...:
damn I hate the school system... I was expelled for cheating in high school, and today I can laugh and joke about it, when I did it, there was a nasty little stigmatism attached to it. The thing that made that particularly shitty was that, everyone cheats... EVERYONE, and yes I mean you too... everyone does... period... if you want to lie and say that you didn't or you never did, or you wouldn't go ahead and leave a comment, and I will tear your lil opinion apart while making fun of you...
thought for the moment : Certainly there are things in life you can not buy with money, but have you ever tried buying them, without using money??..
well thats enough text for now....
~grey out
THE B.O.B WEEKEND
Hello everyone THE B.O.B is back also and just chillin.
This weekend I saw a gang load of movies.
Blue Hill ave. on the gangsta tip the movie was tight even though the killing scenes suck pretty badly since 4 guys with 9mm hand guns are standing in front of a 5 guys with automatic weapons and the 5 guys die and the main characters don't even get wounded. It would be cool to have that scene once in a movie but when it happens about 5 times I say it is a little too much.
grade: C+ for the gangsta level
Finding Neverland: Now this was a good movie. It is also based on true facts which makes it more tight. It is about the guy who created peter pan and how he came up with the idea. I really like that dustin hoffman was in the movie and he played hook in the movie "hook". Just a little movie history for yeah.
grade: A- just a all around good movie, plus Johnny Depp is the shit
The Pacifier: Well all I got to say is this it is like norm going to a wine testing facility and acting like he knows what he is doing. Vin Diesel playing emotional parts was like if bruce willis was in mr. mom it just wasn't right. Vin Diesel needs to stick with action like norm does with beer. Why try something different when you are so good at something else.
grade: C-
Against the Ropes: By this time you are saying how many movies did this guy see well put it this way I was lazy and all I wanted to do is drink beer and watch movies so there. Snaps. This movie was good but it could have been better without Meg Ryan she kinda kills it. I love sport movies and the boxing was pretty good I loved the knockout scenes. The ending was gay.
grade: B-
Sphere: Yeah I watch this movie on cable. It came out in 98'. It was pretty good I predicted the whole thing just like I did in the pacifier. Movies are too predictable. Or maybe I am the smartest man in the world.
grade: C+
Well there was my weekend pretty exciting huh. Oh yeah my team won our hockey game 4-3 I sucked though.
Well my full sports analogy will come soon.
THE B.O.B
that's how I roll!!!
Ladies and gentle men, spyder-fonix.com is now back online...
it's been a while since there was anything real here so lets do an update...
UPDATE: Sadly Noah my beloved hamster died of old age, he will be greatly missed...
I have rebuilt my main home PC yet once again, now sporting 2.2Ghz lots of memory, and lots of disk space, running
fedora core II. I turned 26.
My little sister Sonja is the greatest softball pitcher in the history of the world. My lil nephew is doing really good... and that is that...
now on to the classic ishh with some new ishh...
if you haven't seen it before, I can't recommend it enough... www.blackpeopleloveus.com
some good reading
just hours before being released, prisoner escapes
I couldn't make it to school becasue a band of monkeys was outside my house ( norm, grey and bob sought for questioning )
Crayon colors that didn't make it
www.beerlovercam.com
and in the spirit of save toby.com Norm and I are trying to think of something just as cynical to get people to give us money for no good reason... any ideas ??? e-mail me
I'm out...
~grey
i'm back...
aahhhhh....
i'm back
"i'm out"
norm
Welcome Back
Well it's been a hot minute, but I got this thing back up and running...
hopefully I will be able to get some more informative pages up here, I would like to keep the tech asspect of my site running as well as the random stupid link, and funny news stories...
well, we will see what comes up... in the next few weeks while I'm building...
as always, send comments, corrections, suggestions, and death threats to
matthewf@spyder-fonix.com~grey
I'm hung like Einstein, and smart as a horse"
