Is there anything better than a wet Jessica Alba in a bikini top?... I don't think so Chicago Cubs (pitcher) Carlos Zambrano has been told to cut back on his computer time because it was contributing to his elbow problem. Let me tell you something. If your elbow is injured from too much time at the computer, get yourself a real live girlfriend.
-- Chewbacca met his wife at one of those crazy Star Wars conventions... now that's where all the cool hot chicks hang out at
It's been a while since I posted... getting back into the swing of things here in Chino has taken it's toll on me. I need to catch up on my sleep, but yet, I want to go out and party and stuff with my friends... getting the hang of balancing the two again. I had a great time over in Europe... it's got some cool old stuff and Barcelona was my favorite spot. I'll post up some of the pics later on. Wow did I miss So. Cal. for soooo many reasons.
Girls in LA are like parking spots... ...they are either taken, too expensive, or handicapped
-- Can you even make something up like this... Rabbi wearing a yarmulke and a dude with a swastika on his shirt get into a fist fight at an airport in Kansas City
shocker is in the dictionary... but it's not the real shocker
-- sports--
Barry Bonds is a dick... I hope the guy never plays baseball again... Babe Ruth was the 'ish... don't hate the playa hate the game
William The Refrigerator Perry looses at a cake eating contest... if he's not good at eating... what is he good at?... oh yeah and it was to a 135-pound 62 year old dude from Nevada... oh snapps
Here is the All Money Team for baseball... dizzam those guys are gettin' paid... I should have tryed a bit harder in Little League
I don't know what Grey would like more... soccer or tech... well here are the two combined... American fans everywhere are trying to real from the loss at the hands of Dorthmund University in Germany
Yahoo's new music service trumps the RIAA. - you see, when you can download unlimted music for 5$ a month, it makes it really hard for the RIAA to say that college kids are cheating them out of more than that, I mean, that is the going rate of music... GO YAHOO..
Obvious Stuff
study find more women feel bad about one night stands than men... get the ufck outta here, and stop the press... The hell you say... ( sarcasm ) No muther ufcking shit... Guys cant stop bragging about one night stands long enough to feel bad about em... who did this study, a team of monkeys ???
well thats all for me today, Norm, I hope you get home Safe, and Sonja good luck playing softball this weekend. Sonja, remember you are the greatest, and those girls aint got nothin on you, try not to beat them too badly...
first thing first... Big Shout outs, and a Haduken, to my lil sister sonja and her softball team, who will be going to the world series of softball for division II. Sonja made the all star team, and got M.V.P.You kick Ass Sonja...
second thing second... Norm, get laid, fly home safe, and we'll see you soon...
Incorrect spelling will not be penalized on English tests ( Grey throws a personal party, moves the minute hand to 11:46pm on the grey mattr doomsday clock ) if the world would just admit right now that I am always right, it would save us all allot of trouble... spelling is not important, if you can communicate effectively.
Unreleated to anything recently a friend asked me my opinion about dating people of another faith, which sparked some good discussion among me and my co workers... the term "unequally yoked" translated from the hebrew word "heterozugountes", is a big player in the discussion. When trying to define what the bible means, I looked for other referances to that word, but I couldn't find any, and even in the bible it is not clear that "unequally Yoked" refers to marriage, or even a romantic relationship at all... anyone else know of any source other than the bible that uses the term "unequally yoked", or "heterozugountes" ????
ahhhhh Fridays... and a friday the 13th no less...
I found this article about the top 10 loose ends that need to be tied up in the final star wars film... An okay read with some good points, I have always had my list of questions like... 1. why does eveyone think Yoda is so smart ? 2. Why would ewoks choose C3P-O over Chewbacca to be their god? 3. How many Unionized workers died on the death star when Luke and Hans blew it up ?
"Tanorexic" teenager can't stop tanning, and could use a sammich... noteable quote from the article: "I can't imagine being white" ( Grey giggles, "where all the non-white white women at ?" )
Still partyin it up in Spain. Did some tourist stuff... saw some parks, museums, monuments n´stuff. Barcelona is pretty chill... hippies and the beach. I think that it´s Friday, but all I know is that it´s light out and I just went to a bar and we had champaine... I hate champaine. Well it´s my last night here at the Kabul hostel, and I´m sad to leave, but Paris should be cool. Hopefully there´s no happy hour there and my liver can take a lil break.
¨holla at a playa when you see him on the street¨ norm
Personal Shout outs: 1. Happy Birthday to my Grandma Natalie 2. Good luck to my older Brtoher on his finals 3. Good luck to my lil sister on her tounament this weekend 4. good luck to my older sister on her new job(s)
I just had some hot chocolate and a muffin for breakfast... oh well gotta go grab a brew in a bit... er maybe I should take a shower and think about the b.o.b.´s wife.
later from barcelona... i leave for paris on sat night
"holla at a playa when you see him on the streets" norm
Quote of the day: In america, women have the power to dictate when a man is going to get to have sex, but the man has the power to make her dissapointed with her descision.
this is notable: 10 ways to live longer, note #3 is having sex, and #10 is marry well... so if you have to choose one or the other... have more sex..."Be optomistic", and "Chill out" are also on the list, so I think I'm batting about 70%...
vote for the worst - because people on american idol really need to get a life anyway... and the people who watch it... well,... no comment...
I dont know how it's gonna work out, but for the next 6 months I am going to try not to use microsoft office, instead I am gonna try to use OpenOffice exclusively. Thie descision was spurred after hearing a good freind of mine paid upwards of $170 for an addon to office that lets you save documents as PDF files... something OpenOffice has nativley and for free...
I´m addicted to this ísh. I love being on vacation, but I cant get away from the internet. This place in Barcelona is cool as hell... 5 internet termals, and you can jump on one with less then a 15 minute wait.
It´t breakfast around here... gotta go grab a Guiness and a snickers bar. Then head over to the topless beach.
how many times can i post in a row?
¨hotta at a playa when you see him on the streets¨ norm
At 7:00 here it't happy hour. The bar has brews on sale, and it is the start of the night for me. Madrid was the 'ish, so let's see how BCN is. I'm thinking that it's gonna be better. I've got a place right below my hostel that sells Guinness... good for me bad for my liver.
Is is good for you to get hammered for three weeks stright... and not eat any of the food. I guess if you count the three times that I went to McDonalds and once to Burger King.
The girls say hi... and I say... FU for not cc'n me on your guys emails. I listened to my IPod down in Jerez just so that I could hear some english. BCN and Kabul hostel is cool... lots of Americans and Canadians n' stuff.
... I'm taking my camera breaking really well... Monkeys plus slippery steps plus camera plus gravity equals me falling on my ass and braking my fucking $700 camera... I gotta stay sedated with 6% beer.
"holla at a playa when you see him on the street" norm
I found the transcript here if you would rather read it than listen...
the gist of it is this... Are women better at communication ?... Perhaps, but certainly not human communication... as a matter of fact, they often refuse to communicate...
The article seems to imply that women have some 6th sence to communicate, but it does it in a very parodical way...
listen or read, kudos to Lori Gottlieb for actually being a girl, and noticing this, and writting truthfully about it... AND for pointing out the obvious flaws with the book “He’s Just Not That Into You”...
GREAT STUFF Lori...
~grey
p.s. I would love to get your comments on this one...
Ahhh. Cinco de mayo is tomorrow, and what a great holiday. Here in southern Cali it is the Mexican equivalent to St. Patricks day. I say that becasue no one is really sure why, but we celebrate, and drink like crazy... or 'loco' as the case may be.
I found an article for you on why you should give a rats ass about cinco de mayo, and you could read it, or you could just read my paraphrase of the article below.
Why Cinco de Mayo is important ( how the story should be ) by Matthew ( greymattr ) Fatheree ( original article ) Contrary to popular belief, cinco de mayo is not Mexico's independance day. It is in fact a day when Mexican soldiers defeated a bunch of french soldiers.
( you have got to be kidding me..?!?! you can have a whole holiday for beating the french?!?, the french always surrender... isn't that kind of like throwing a celebration, for beating a slow kid at checkers??? well that is not at all inspirational or amazing as I thought it might be, so ufck the real story. )
So beating the french soldiers was just the begining. As we all know the french army is gay, and they built a giant hollow donkey, and filled it with soldiers. This battle tactic became known as the Trojan horse. This horse was quickly picked up by the Mexican gaydar early warning system, and the mexicans were alerted to the impending attack.
Inside the hollow donkey was a specially trained group of french soldiers that would become known as the Flambouyant Donkey 3rd Division stirke force. The flambouyant donkeys struck hard, and fought to the death, it looked like it was gonna be a close battle until this guy showed up. Both sides were out of ammunition, when this brave mexican named Pepe "Speedy" Gonzales broke through the Donkey lines, beating them violently with only a broom stick handle.
Thus the mexican tradition of celebrating with pinatas was born. This is the very reason why pinata's are still used to celebrate during traditional mexican celebrations. Although here in the U.S. our pinata selection is not limited to effigies donkeys that look like they are on acid trips, we also have pig pinata's esspecially popular in the Urban Black Community. After beating the French, the Gay donkey batalion, and inventing the pinata, all agreed it was time for a celebration, and some good tequilla drinking... So if you see a mexican in your neighboorhood tomorrow, buy him a drink.
Pretty kick back today so here's a joke... Joke of the day A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. "Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off. Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."
Okay now I think some information might be nice...
Info
if you could teach the whole world one thing about science, what would it be?
Nothing too impressive to talk about, so I'm just going to rant about random stuff, until you get borred, and leave...
In Georgia the "run away bride" might be prosecuted... I think that is kinda cool... I mean, I dont ever want to get married, but if a guy pulled some crap like running away, and saying he was kiddnapped to get out of a marriage, the woman would bludgeon him to death with a sock and a pool ball, and not even think it was her fault.
Trojans, viruses, etc flourish online... I can't even really use windows anymore... either my windows PC is all slowed from spy ware and viruses, or it is slowed from running 10 anti-spyware, and virus applications... ( thank god for linux ) and if you rat bastard virus, spy ware writers figure out a way to infest user level linux, I'm gonna be pissed...
Mass Court to address Gay marriage issue... I dunno, this story just jumped out at me casue the girl in the picture looks like a really confused islamic woman...
Charter schools lure children from public schools... I mean I think public school teachers have a really really hard job, but until they are willing to compete for advances, and have SOME kind of accountability... they get no sympathy from me.
Well, I think it's pretty official... Whoppix is like the dopest Knoppix version since warlinux
Welcome Home Norm
Hello, how is everyone doing...???
ahhhhh Fridays... and a friday the 13th no less...
Pretty kick back today so here's a joke...
Jus one of those days...
