pet peeves...
QOTD: A girls conscience never really stops her from doing anything wrong, it just keeps her from enjoying itOkay, first things first... all joking aside anyone who has to put up with me on a semi daily basis, and all my damned questions, and my sarcasm, and my pompus pointed opinions... you know who you are and I'm sorry...
with any luck one day I will be isolated far away from the majority of society...
Now for my Pet peeves Guys who wear pink, pink is not a color guys should wear... girls should own the color pink like black people own the word "nigger"... Have you ever noticed not a single professional sports team has pink anywhere in their jersey, or logo?.. not even in the WNBA... I dont care what cosmo says pink will never be the new blue, it will never be the new anything, it is just pink.
people who dont know the difference between color, and race.... tsk tsk tsk, people have both a color and a race, and occasionally they have more than one of each... So if someone says you are a white boy, and you respond with "no I am not, I'm mexican" I hope they slap you in your face, and spit on your shoes.
black , white = color.
african, asian, puerto rican = race.
( trust me I know, I am a half black, half white, grey, puerto rican, african american, polish, american )
the a$$holes in china who are trying to hack into my home PC... first off, you suck... Damn you for making me use my firewall... second of all you are idiots, attacking ssh, when I had telnet open... Kinda makes me glad that you guys have such small penis's, and japan is kicking your ass... ( and you other bastards who aren't from china, dont think I dont know who you are, I gots yer ip addresses logged, and just let me catch you online, and we'll find out who's puter has bigger nutz )
uhhh this guy
Intel.. they are the the microsoft of chip makers
that seems like enough complaining for now...
have a good 4th...
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4th of f'n July...
America - Fuck Yeah... the 4th of July is here again... party time----
-- 404 Error: Page not found
-- Maria Sharapova eating a banana
-- The 500 coolest chicks ever... I don't agree with all of them... but it's still kinda cool... and yes I love Sara Silverman
-- Check out the all you can drink places over in the NYC... we gotta get out there
-- I don't want to see anything happen to Hef... but hurry up and kick the bucket so I can tour the mansion
--Trivial Persuit--
This was an actual question I was asked during a recent game of Trivial Pursuit:
I responded with the obvious R-rated response. But I was wrong.
The back of the card read "3-D glasses." Which makes sense, because the other stuff had been getting stuck to pages for years before 2000.
--/Trivial Persuit--
Shaquille O'Neal proved on ESPN SportsCenter's Sunday Conversation why he's a regular on the NBA's All-Interview team.
On the Spurs-Pistons Finals: "I think it's boring. It would have been better if we were there."
On his departure from L.A. being a motivation: "I don't let earthlings motivate me ... The only thing that motivates me is, when I'm done playing, I want people to say, 'He's the Baddest Mother (expletive) to ever play the game.'"
On Kobe Bryant: "Who?"
If you don't count Yao Ming in the 2002 draft... this year was the first year since 1977 that a white boy was drafted #1... back in 1977 Milwaukee drafted Kent Benson... this year Milwaukee drafted an Aussie from Utah
... the Y.M.C.A. song sucks... but for some reason... I love it
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Super Powers
the last 3 days I have been restless at night, I can't fall asleep till like 1:30am, and when I do, I wake up at 3:00, then at 6:00, then once more before I go back to sleep before work... Last night as I lay in my room, I was watching "who's line is it anyway", they do this game where they each have to be a super hero with some weird power, like "ultra gay boy", or "super forgetfull guy", and it made me start thinking about the pros and cons of different super powers... so here goes...the Pro's and Con's of different super powers Invisibility:
pro: Sneaking into the playboy mansion, duh. And it's easy to steal shit and hide from cops.
con: You'll die on a street crossing. Plus, ghosts will think you're one of them and start giving you the heebie jeebies, when you have the munchies because you just smoked pot that you stole from the cops... and did I mention that every time you smoke pot you look like a walking green cloud? Even your buddy Scooby will be scared of you.
X-Ray Vision:
pro: If you practice enough, you’d eventually get to see under people’s clothing, when all you really need is some tequila and a good pick-up line, such as “Hi, I’m Tom Cruise. You look very career-advancing today.”
con: You’d give a lot of people cancer, and it’d be scary when you see a bunch of skeletons walking around. Besides, you don’t deserve Angelina Jolie in the first place, you jerk. By the way, she’s in love with me.
Super strength:
pro: You can help that chick across the street move her furniture when her boyfriend's at a job that requires actual brainpower. Or, you can go around to biker bars and win money from arm wrestling. Eventually you can either become Governor of California or a trucker who tries to instill an over the top attitude onto his scrawny son, depending on whether you have a funny accent or straight up speech impediment, respectively.
con: After enough bikers get pissed and try to kick your ass and lose, someone's going to pull out a gun and kill you. RIP, sucka'
Ability to morph into anybody:
pro: You can turn into powerful world leaders and conduct a long-term plan to finally bring peace to various warring countries, saving millions of innocent lives.
con: Actually, you’d just morph into a hot person of the opposite sex and look at yourself nude all day. And by you, I mean Norm.
Invincibility:
pro: You could be a huge asshole to everyone and not even care. ( yes, sometimes I think I am invincible )
con: After you get fired from your job and everyone you know ends up hating you, there'd be no way to kill yourself.
Psychic abilities:
pro: You'll finally know if that cute girl likes you, which you could've found out by throwing down 4 bucks for a happy meal and 10 bucks for a movie ticket. Or I could've just told you she doesn't, because your head is HUGE, MAN!
con: You'll become disillusioned by how much people hate you and how fake they are. Well, it'll happen earlier for you than it does for everyone else.
Good night...
~grey
someones got a case of the mondays
Joke of the dayOne day a man is walking along when he sees a young boy smoking a cigarette. Concerned the man walks over to the boy and asks
"How old are you?"
the young boy replies "I'm six years old"
pressing further the man asks "and how long have you been smoking?"
the boy replies "since after the first time I made love to a woman"
the man quite surprized asks "and when was that?"
the young boy replies, "I can't remember I was drunk."
Poker botMan it's been a minute since I last posted... but norm has been doing a good job keeping this ishh updated...
and anyways I have a decent reason... I have been working on a computer program that can play texas hold'em against me... there are two goals of this project. The first is to design a hold em game I can play on linux, the second is to see if I can make the game smart enough to beat me at poker... GOAL 1 accomplished... right now the whole thing is text, but there is a descent engine, and a grip of usefull functions for dealing with cards and poker hands... If you want the source code
let me know, and I'll send it to you, if you want to help create a front end... I'll send you a six pack of beer... I wrote it on lunx but it only uses <stdio.h>, <stdlib.h>,, and <strings.h>, so it should compile on windows with anything...
News The supreme court rules against Grokster, thats a bummer, but I guess it is somewhat just... does this mean I am gonna stop downloading music... I dont think so... ( and if anyone from the RIAA is reading this, I only download stuff in the public domain, shakspear, the bible, the raven by edgar allen poe, etc, but no 2pac )
I like it when the supreme court makes split descisions like this reguarding the 10 commandments, to me it seems to show that at least one branch of the american government is still working good.
Hey,... did you guys know it is illegal to gamble online in america???, but more than 70% of all on line gamblers are american... odd... looks like one day Chris might have to get a job, and kinda puts a dmper on my second verson of poker bot.
what the hell is going on in this picture...??? I mean, I like fishing, that is a big fish, be proud... but where the ufck are your pants man ???
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Sorry B.O.B...
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Sorry B.O.B....
I was gonna post... but I think that I'll wait until tomorrow.
-- This one's for Grey... Rock, Paper, Saddam!
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Norm... go to pizza and beer...
No Grey today... only Norm...
-- Jessica Alba is f'n hott
-- Speed kills... Five minutes and nine seconds to complete Super Mario Bros.... check out the list of some of the fastest video gamers out there
-- I know that some people are desperate... but come on... will work for a wife?
-- I don't think that Hilary Duff was born with nipples... this guys has photographic proof
PUTTING A PRICE ON LAST PLACE: The 49ers recently surveyed season-ticket holders by phone to get their thoughts... ranging from "no way" to "sure," on a scale of 1 to 7 — on ideas being thrown around if/when San Francisco builds a new stadium.
Among the proposals: $2,000 seat licenses, $125 end-zone tickets and $325 for those between the 40- and 50-yard lines.
The final question of the survey was, "Would you like to get kicked in the groin eight times a year?"
-- Michael Dell says that he is interested in licensing Apple's Mac OS... wtf... but then again Dell is a business and they're out to make money, but I don't think that Steve Jobs will go for it
-- Looks link Lindsay Lohan's breast's will not be digitally covered or reduced for her new movie... man... I wonder if they still have that offer for their own sitcom
-- Who invented the weekend?
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Round-up of the Rodeo...
Call it what you wanna call it... I like the Chino Pro Rodeo.
The Demolition Derby next month is far and away one of the biggest parties of the year, but the rodeo just has a cool feeling to it. I got to the rodeo a lil before it started because I was planning on helping out again this year. It turned out that they had a bunch of people volunteer, and I didn't need to help out this year. I still got a couple of free VIP passes and parking vouchers though.
This is the kind of city that Chino is... working the turnstyle where you enter the gates was our very own former Mayor and current City Councilperson. She is a part of the Chino Mounted Posse, and she was there to help out.
As soon as I got in I saw a few friends and we talked for a minute or two, and he offered to buy me a drink... of course I had to accept as to not affend him... no really I just wanted a drink. Let's just say a few beers and a few marguerites later... I was feeling good.
I was talking with another friend and he saw that I had a camera, so he escorted me past security with his press credentials and I got to go back with the cowboys, and take pictures from there... cool.
Attendance was down a bit this year, but the excitement of the fans and the rodeo competitors was at an all time high. I've been to the past 5 or 6 of these, andI'd have to say that these guys put on the best show out of them all.
To finish it out and make a long story short... I had a good time at the rodeo... I could have got everyone in for free $$$... I was drinking free drinks and food all night... and everyone flaked on me.
After the rodeo we went over to the Basco and had a blast... place was packed.
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Happy Anniversary...
What can I say... I've done all I can to break it up, but it looks like it's gonna work out. I'm very happy for one of my best friends and her husband... I'm just jokin... Congrat goes out to The B.O.B. and his lovely wife on there first wedding anniversary. I was lucky enough to be invited, and share that special moment. Thanks again the two of you for being my friends.
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there's no place like home
Gotta agree with Norm on this one, CHino is the ishh... it's like the love child of a big city, and a small rural town... I think when I moved here, cows out numbered people, and now it just seems like new houses do... anyway it's my home and I love it...
Other stuff:// open source security applications are just as good as proprietary ones
you may care, you may not, but here is the stream of kpcc, NPR radio, quickly becomming one of my favorite stations... ( if you want music, don't listen )
here's a birds eye view of the highschool I attended...
Well,... there's a rodeo in chino this weekend... I'm not that into rodeo's but I dig demolition derby's and Norm is working the beer tent... so I might get there... we'll see...
shout outs
Real quick I want to send shout out's to all the people who responded recently to my "pimp my website e-mail":
Zack, Erin, Irene, Katelynn, Linda, Monica... you guys are cool...
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Chino is the 'ish...
I love it when I wear my Chino shirt... especially when I wear it to work. I know that there are a lot of people who live in the OC who work here. Here is a good story from today...
I went to go install a new computer for the lady in payroll. I was setting up the computer and I was facing the desk hooking up all the cables. Well my back was to her and she saw the big OC with a circle and a line through it and said... I kid you not... "I don't like your shirt". I had my boss right next to me, and if she wasn't there then I prolly would have busted up laughing in her face. So insted I just turned around and made sure that she could read the front of my shirt too. Being that she was from the OC and all, I kindly read it to her. She didn't look very amused.
I'm gonna continue to wear my Chino shirt... and for those who don't like it eat a stick.
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Rodeo this weekend...
I'm From Chino
and
PROUD OF IT!
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The f'n ground is shaking...ahhhh...
Just had a 5.3 Magnitude earthquake
This dude still wants to Save Toby... well he's only got about 2 weeks to do it
... and this crazy old lady is trying to sell us that Toby isn't real... no really... I thought that Toby was the Easter Bunny
-- Forget about freeing Toby... Free Katie... on that same subject check out Tom Cruise going all f'n wacko on the oprah show... and Dane Cook impersonating Tom on the Jimmy Kimmel show
HOPE IS NOT A STRATEGY
-- 141 different words for The B.O.B. + no shirt + a 6 pack = this
-- Challenge Lord Vader to a game of 20 questions... he got mine
-- Pizza in a cone... now all I need is beer in a cone
-- Is it bad when I still quote from four or them... 5 movies that this dude wishes people would stop quoting
I can't believe that they are bringing Phil Jackson back to the Lakers. Now that Phil has agreed to return as coach of the LA Lakers, I think we can officially declare that Phil has replaced Doug Christie as the most whipped man in the league.
Imagine you worked at a company, they fired you at the behest of one of your employees who you always hated, your other favorite employee also left the company, your replacement got worn down and quit after less than half a year, and then the company itself collapsed into ruin, with even weaker financial results than the ineptly run laughingstock outfit with offices in the same building.
And on top of that, you’re more in demand than anyone else in your profession, and can essentially work anywhere you want for however much money you want.
Would you then come back to that company, just because your girlfriend asked you to?
Simliarly, imagine being the Timberwolves, weighing whether to hire P.J. Carlesimo as coach, while Latrell Sprewell is still on the roster ("Yea, we’re thinking about bringing in this new VP, but you know Larry, in sales? He tried to murder him a few years ago. Do you think that’s a problem?")
-- Lin Lin doesn't like any of the Simpson sisters... I see a jello wrestling match in the works here... and all this over... Fez?
-- Click on the video in the bottom left corner "In Bed"... funny poker 'ish
-- I want this chick to see if I got ball cancer
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pimp your firends websites day
Okay, just a real quick post to link to some of my "real life" friends web pages...
Katelynn - living in Antartica, buying panties from victoria Secret
Monica - keeping it G rated, and Asian for family
sadly it looks like projectbanana.net has gone offline... : (
Brain S. whats up ?!?!
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why I say what I do...
WARNING: lots of text, not allot of pics...
so recently I have taken some heat for my stance on the tenure thing, please understand I dont have anything against teachers, I dont think their jobs should be harder, but I do think we should be able to get rid of the bad ones more easily...
I also want to make it
EXTREMELY clear that while I think lengthening the tenure time is a good idea, I am far more supportive of the other thing it provides, which is the ability to dissmiss a teacher after two consecutive bad reviews...
Still, I like to be well rounded, so I found
this article from the CTA, explaining why the tenure initiative is bad... I will intelligently refute the claims made therein.
I will take this article point by point... it takes the author about 5 paragraphs to actually make a point, but in the 5th paragraph it is stated:
POINT #1 what proportion of the teaching force is made of bad teachers to justify this kind of extreme intervention, and they're pretty much stumped.
One percent? Five percent? Ten percent? Fifty percent
No idea. Zaremberg finally came up with this answer: "If it's your child's teacher who's not doing the job they're supposed to do, then for that child and family it's 100 percent."
I am happy to say that that is exactly the right answer... Less than one percent of americans have physical dissabilities, but does this mean that since the percentage is so little there is no need for handicapped bathrooms, and parking spaces... of coursee not.. and even if only 0.0000001% of teachers were bad, there should be a way to remove them. just like in any other job. Bad teachers no matter how small and remote the problem, we should look for solutions rather than ignoring it.
POINT #2( 8th paragraph now )
Thankfully, my son's kindergarten teacher in the public school two blocks from my house is doing an outstanding job. But if she weren't, there has to be an easier way to deal with the problem than dragging every voter in the state to the ballot box to get rid of her.Oh really grasshopper ??? do you know how much it takes to fire a teacher... ??? lets look at an example shall we...
speciffically the cae of
Juliet Ellery.
( http://www.cppf.us/OnlineOriginals/Columns/2005/01Jan05/011205PR.html )"Ms. Ellery refused to answer student questions, demeaned and insulted students, and refused to adhere to lesson plans. Frustrated students circulated a petition to have her dismissed. The district then spent eight years and $300,000 trying to fire Ellery. Although her teaching credential was eventually suspended for one year, Ellery returned to teaching after the suspension. Unsurprisingly, few districts try to fire bad teachers.
According to the state Office of Administrative Hearings, in the Los Angeles Unified School District from 1990 to 1999, only 13 dismissal panels were convened and just one tenured teacher’s case went through the dismissal process from beginning to end. In order to overhaul this dysfunctional system, Gov. Schwarzenegger wants “teacher employment to be tied to performance, not to just showing up” and “teacher pay to be tied to merit, not tenure.” Other influential bodies agree."if you can claim there is an easier way to get rid of teachers than voting, I am more than open to suggestions...
POINT #3( paragraphs 10 -11 )
I decided to do some research myself. Kathy Christie, who heads the research arm of the respected Education Commission of the States in Denver, did some digging. "There is so little data on teachers whose contracts are not renewed or who are dismissed; it is an amazing void," she reported back.
As to how many underperforming teachers there are in California or any other state, "there's no data on that either," she said.
this admission is amazing to me, because to be, if you aren't collecting stats, then NO ONE is being held accountable...
( then further down in the text )
"There's no evidence that lengthening the probationary period has an effect on teacher quality,"There is no evidence becasue no research has been done... I mean if this was how you tried legal cases, no one could ever be found guilty, becasue before an investigation is done, BY DEFINITION there is no evidence. There will never be evidence one way or another until some one does research so my argument in defense, that is just as strong is
"There's no evidence that lengthening the probationary period
does not have an effect on teacher quality"
theres no evidence period...
POINT #4( last paragraphs )
"Ideally," Hauck told me, "we would have no tenure or collective bargaining."
His startling admission suggests that the initiative has less to do with reforming our schools than attacking one of California's most powerful unions.
If that is the real goal, Hauck and his allies should be backing an initiative asking California voters whether they think teachers should have the right to be represented by unions -- not promoting a teacher-tenure initiative with a dearth of facts to support it.I think you are taking this one out of context, just a little... you see, Unions ( as messed up as they are ), aren't the problem... Grocery workers, feild workers, truck drivers, construction workers all have unions, but you know what, they don't have a two year tenure... and guess what?, it doesn't take $30,000, and 3 years to fire a construction worker or grocery bagger... do you see the disconnect... ???
we dont want to do away with the teachers union, we want to make it fair, by making those people who are in the union accountable for the work they should be doing....
Now that I have answered the CTA point by point, without insulting or name calling, it would be JUST AWESOME if a teacher, or someone who is on their side, could take my arguments point by point, and explain why two year teacher tenure is of dire importance to our students... Keep in mind, that I am in no way affiliated with a school, or the governor, this stuff is just common sence to me, and my opinion, I am open to fact that I may be unaware of, that could change my view...
*** note I said "explain why two year teacher tenure is of dire importance to our
students" ***
that is the focus of my argument... I dont think anyone would dispute that getting rid of bad teachers will benefit our students, this initiative creates a way for this to happen. But I may have it all backwards, and I remain open minded... so
please I beg of you explain it to me...
thanks
~grey
who needs college more than you...
( follow up to my steve jobs link )
The expression "youth is wasted on the young" is ridiculous. What would old people do with youth? Waste it on playing extra long games of canasta?
What IS wasted on the young is education - and, namely, a college education. Before entering college, I knew enough to get me through the world—a strong grasp of computers, writing and just enough mathematics to work a cash register (at least one that uses calculus). But my grandma? She can't even figure out how to use the computer mouse (she keeps points it at the screen and clicks it like a remote to change the channel).
Which got me thinking, who needs college more than college students themselves? Well, let's find out:
1) Old People: As mentioned before, what these old timers don't know could fill a library (maybe even the big one that's behind the business school). Their classes would include: "Avoiding Telemarketing Scams," "Electronics: Don't Be Afraid!" and "65: The Speed You SHOULD Be Driving." Sure, they wouldn't be able to go to clubs (their brittle joints can't handle dancing) and don't even think about throwing a keg party (they'd be wetting their D'Pends for days), but on the bright side, they'd be learning how to be less annoying. ( that being said I love my grandparents )
2) Whores: It's the world's "oldest profession," but prostitutes are still being managed by abusive and money hungry pimps. Let some whores take a few business and management classes and they'll realize they could easily manage themselves without a pimp. And if a pimp tried to take his "bitch" back, all she'd need to do is get a bodyguard on her payroll. Sure, pimps would go bankrupt, which sucks…but the price of a blowjob would probably go down, so… Norm would be happy
3) People Who Constantly Boast About Being Successful Without Going to College: That'll shut up those smug, money-saving bastards.
4) That Bitch Who Works the Late Shift at Taco Bell: Here's a course list: "Eye Contact: Do It Or You're Fired,""Simple Math, From Correct Change To Telling Time So You Don't Close Early," "How Not To Talk On The Phone While At Work" and "Give Me My Food…Now!
5) The Backstreet Boys: Gentlemen, well…it's over. You've got this album out now, yeah, but this is definitely your last, and what are you going to do next? Nick Carter? You're a little bitch who should be beat with a giant salmon, so I suggest you major in Comparative Literature. AJ, you're the drunk right? Communications. And the other three guys are near-invisible, personality-less jerk offs…so any of the science/pre-med majors would do. Backstreet's Back, ALL RIGHT!!
6) Mexican Immigrants: I mean, they'd probably be able to work better jobs and stuff. I feel bad for those little guys, is all. And I love mexican food.
And also people who are stupid and stuff. I dunno. Maybe I should go back to college myself. I'm bad sorta at write. And at jokes. and I eat crayons.
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issues... we've got em...
Well well well... the king of pop got off, and Johnny Cochran didn't even defend him... oh well.. time to move on...
Slashdot has been having some really good threads lately, they had one today about how Steve Jobs kinda slammed going to college... much to my dismay the first response I read to this thread was semi closed minded, and insulting, it made me worry about my peer group. However as I read further, it became clear, that intelligent people trully do recongnize the place for higher education through universities. That being said I would almost always advise that people go to college, becasue I think you can learn something new and valuable from every experience you have in life.
the GOP unit is trying to turn Cali into a red state, I think overall, I am a moderate, but I have more respect for republicans, so I'm down with becomming a red state. If Natasha and George are reading this, dont worry, I dont vote anyway... ( & I love you guys )
AHHH SNAP! I might have to register to vote soon though, cause the governator is finally putting some stuff on a ballot I think is worth voting for. Specifically the thing about lengthening teachers tenure time.
Arnold I wouldn't have voted for you, but YOU GO MUTHER UFCKER!!! I dont agree with all, the stuff you do, but that teacher tenure thing NEEDED to be done... I think that can do nothing but improve our schools, by making teachers at least a little bit accountable... and before I get flamed by any teachers, who just want to string me up... how about leaving some comments about why a 2 year tenure is better than a 5 year tenure for someone other than teachers. Also please explain why most other jobs don't have a tenure, but teachers should get one...
( more to come )
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Triumph visits MJ trial...
Triumph is a funny funny dog... almost as good as the visit to StarWars
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Michael Jackson gets off...
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Mondays are for sober people
QOTD: Which mindset is right? Mine, of course. People who disagree with me are by definition crazy. (Until I change my mind, when they can suddenly become upstanding citizens. I'm flexible, and not black-and-white.)~Linus Torvalds
2Pac would be sooo dissapointed...
there is really not a whole lot going on right now... so here's some random ishh for your dome... holla...
$100,000 poker bot tournament, ( grey thinks about writting a simple bot to beat all other bots )
this is pretty typical... "My cock is bigger than your cock" argument ends with 144 people being arrested
if the king of pop goes to prison, he will be allowed to wear makeup... what could possibly go wrong...
Todays "stupid school" headline brought to you courtesy of Mass. "Closing school library, a big mistake"
Christina Aguileras music used as a torture technique... ( Britanys Spears music considered more effective, but also cruel, and unusual )... John Tesh feeling "left out"
people dress up like hookers, to video tape and embarrass customers... Norm just happy to be on TV.
I always see people with these on the way to work, I dont know why, and I dont want one for whitey, but I think they are funny... I wonder why the FCC doesn't have an issue with these... car nutz
good fathers day gift for a computer savvy dad
the all fans case mod, for when your home PC just isn't noisy enough
how to make a million dollars...
and not that anyone reading this cares, but other people do... so I have updated my TCP/IP application programming tutorial now with examples...
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ahhh Mr. Noah the hamster, I knew him well
| I miss you Mr. Noah... this one is for you... |
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fridays...
9 things I hate about everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser,
I paid $12 to come to the movies and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me
a choice there, did ya genius?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? there is some messed up stuff going on in Texas right now... Here's the gist of it, women can't be charged for killing their own babies, but guys can
"Don't pee on me, it's disgusting not funny"
creationism techer is told to stop teaching creationism
this is a freaking disgrace !!! the discovery channels top 100 americans, proof we all could use a history lesson... WHERE THE UFCK IS 2PAC?!?!? and why the ufck is G.W. on the list ?!?!?
The operating system Suck O Meter... Linux Rules...
this is cool and kinda funny, maybe we should do this at rouund table... the McDonalds bathroom attendant
Nerds make better lovers... yet another reason why angelina jolie is in love with me.
~grey out
double up and catch up...
I would like to introduce everyone to the new Mrs. Norm -- Check out all the pics of Jessica Alba... errr... Mrs. Norm2
-- Which one is not wearing pants?
-- Vader is on Wheel of Fortune.... noooooo
-- Remember the midget rodeo at Pico Rivera... well check out the dwarfs over in Mexico
-- Pr0nstars passing away at 29 years old... I remember her from Playboy back in the day
Delivery for da spyder-fonix.com crew ---->
-- Along those lines... say hello to the Sony Playstation Pr0n-able
-- Here are some secret Tivo tips and tweaks
-- I don't know how I overlooked this... but Miss Canada has just become Miss Universe
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norm
beer and pizza tomorrow...
-- I'm going back to school or what ever I have to do to become a private investigator... get this... dude gets paid $100 an hour to drink beer, get lap dances, and make sure that all the rules are being followed at the strip clubs in Knoxville
-- Jessica Simspson is a slut... now this is the best news I've heard all week... she's already bagged Johnny Knoxville and Bam...Norm is next on the list
-- Mmmmmm, lunch!!!... it's cocaine and diet pills for Lindsay Lohan (allegedly)
-- Looks like we got a new... er old... City Council member in Chino
<--- here is the b.o.b.'s new camera phone
-- Dude with chain saw, sword, n' stuff try's to enter America... they let him in?... crazy Canadians
-- It's all down hill for Macaulay Culkin... first he "plays around with Michael Jackson... now he's into some hard core drugs
-- Looks like I'll be going to Vegas twice in the next month and a half... maybe even three times if I go and check out the UFC
-- Yeah I did it finally... I got Netflix
-- Do you want a free Credit Report... I don't think I want to see this
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"i'm out"
norm
getting technical....
Lately, when it has come to tech, or computer stuff, I have been slackin on my pimpin... so I got some tech stuff for you today ...
enjoy...
Nerd://I still download music with Limewire all the time, and Limewire and the whole
GNUtella network used to not be that popular, but now more and more people are using it, so
here's a pretty good article on how to NOT get caught by the RIAA ( if the RIAA is reading this, all the music I download is public domain stuff ( te hee he ))
The worlds biggest hacker held... I think the word "biggest" is key here... note it does not say "best", the best hackers, dont get caught...
How ironic is this???... India took allot of our tech jobs, now tech jobs in india are in such great demand they are thinking about outsourcing some to the U.S.
I love Linux... I think I am at the point now where I cant go back to windows... I currently use fedora, but I think I would like to do linux from scratch one day, or create my own live CD like BEERnix... that would be perfect...
for all you punk asses who are scared to use linux, scared to try out a live CD, and call windows a good OS, you can now test out the Linux desktop on-line risk free
Tivo tricks, these were kinda cool, look for the "All your movies are belong to us"... crack up...
Stupid stuff:
Bush and Kerry had about the same grades... ( grades prove nothing, bush is still more stupid, and more entertaining, i.e. the right choice for president )
PETA protesters wrap them selves up nude in saran wrap on white styrofoam to mimic packaged meat... clearly you can see their nuts
well thats it for me today...
~grey out
for harm...
I almost forgot... someone wanted a picture of someone smiling
enjoy!!!
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"i'm out"
norm
tuesday meetings suck...
I guess when Grey is away then Norm will play...
-- Here's a funny add... dude wants to make a topless sports news... if I could get beer out of my television I would marry it
-- Snowcones suck
-- Grey says that I'm cixelsyd
-- Uh... Yeah... the greatest tennis picture of all time
-- The 50 Sexiest Cartoon Babes of all time
-- Winnie Cooper is all groweds up tonight! And you know what big boy, she's grown up! She's grown up! Yeah, dig that!
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"i'm out"
norm
just pics2...
Last week someone did not like our waitress... I think she was Indian.
A picture of the Fam...
Had a good time at the ballgame... me and the b.o.b. played how many $1 beers can you drink in 15 minutes... we also got kicked out of the picnic area... and the rest of the night looked kinda fuzzy
Here is a nice pic of me and grey at the ballgame... I had a beer he had a snowcone.
Thanks for the shirt... Grey says that I'm cixelsyd
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"i'm out"
norm
just pics...
~Grey out
weekends go too quick...
Cause I spit hot fire... hahaha stupid dude
-- Check out what Dennis Rodman is doing over in Finland... I can see Grey doing this... the winner get's his wife's weight in beer
-- I've been doing jiu-jitsu on and off for almost 2 years and according to this guy I haven't learned anything... this guy knows the real secrets of everything... I guess my instructor is just a good fake
-- The B.O.B. thinks that I'm burly... is that a compliment or does he think that I'm fat or
Scottish?
-- I know that this stuff is expensive... but it's the 'ish... Absinth King of Spirits Gold... it'll make you cut yer ear off
-- I love Chino... but I think that I've found a new town that I want to live in... Beer Town
-- April Scott is f'n hottttt... who needs Brit-Brit now... I like Jessica Alba too... too bad Jennifer Gardner is showing now
-- Chappelle's back ninja's... now get back to work on Season 3... I'll give you a suga cookie
-- Where is Morganna... the kissing bandit... we need one of those in baseball again
-- Do chickens have large tallons... dude at the spelling bee did a Napoleon Dynamite impersonation
-- Lazy and Crazy... gas station worker scratches off $1,400 worth of Lottery tickets during the graveyard shift
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norm
almost friday...
A suga cookie man? I came here to rap. The 5 best rappers in the world are Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, and Dylon... cause I spit hot fire.Dylon: Amamacan amamacan arumptamtim arampatampatan, I rhyme when I rip, I rip when I rhyme, now you see Dylon spit hot fire.
Wyclef: We can make this song or not make this song.
Dylon: You to close man! (chokes Wyclef)
... funny 'ish... Dylon and his suga cookie
OK... you guys both did it... so I guess that I gotta do it too...
my obligatory Deep Throat post-- I think that all the Playmates and Mansion parties have gone to Fred Durst's head...
Limp Bizkit sells 40,000 cd in it's first week... I didn't even know that they had a cd out
-- I never thought that an
abandoned roller coaster could look soo creepy...
I'm tryin' to get out of here early today... so they're makin me work today(\m/)(>_<)(\m/)
"i'm out"
norm
norm... norm... norm...
Here's a picture of me with Bas "El Guapo" Rutten at the ADCC World Championships of Submission Grappling this past week at the Pyramid in Long Beach... long story short... my jiu-jitsu instructor was one o
