leavin' early...
Got this at my meeting on Monday... Yeah... Chino is the 'ish and we all know it.. Chino named 1 of 100 best communities for young people... brushes shoulder off
-- Damit... looks like I was at the wrong place at the wrong time again... I got Del Taco n' I should have got Taco Bell
-- How drunk was I when someone told me that Hamilton was on the 5-cent Nickel?... I think I was at Disneyland at the time n' it make sense to me at the time... bro... like I said Jefferson is on the Nickel
-- Speaking of Disneyland... So you wanna be a "Hooters" Girl?
-- Ipod Nanos suck... bbwwwhahahaha... sometimes smaller isn't better
-- XM Radio hits 5 million subscribers... I listened to Opie and Anthony the other day when Joe Rogan was on... n' they were pretty funny
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norm
ahh another day...
News and Views - by Grey
LimeWire is going to start blocking copyrighted work... so if you are wondering why I am too busy to hang out with you, it is because I am at home downloading free music...
Jesus hates Gay people... and has copyrighted the phrases "sho nuff", and "true dat"...
I cant even beleive there is a debate about weather underage teens can have abortions without parental consent!!! WTF?!?!, a teacher can't even give your daughter an asprin without parental consent... who the hell comes up with this crap..???
Holy flying monkey Sh!t... this is just as bad... there is a case in court no less about teaching intelligent design in science class... WTF?!?!.. I mean I beleive in God, and that we were all "created", but that is not science, and should not be taught in science....
Walmart is going to buy Tommy Hilfigger, now black people in trailer parks, as well as white people in trailer parks will be wearing tommys stuff... now thats street cred.
the OC is gonna be made into a video game... with any luck it will be like grand theft auto, but you get to play the role of the dude from chino, and you go around stealing BMW's, and gap jeans, and driving a hummer drunk... I'd buy that... CHURCH!
Honey, why can't you just love me for who I am... not a real story, an old joke, but still awesome...
2 things I like computers and cooking, 1 thing I hate, easy bake oven...
I knew, I absolutely knew I had relatives in the south
for the people who shop at whole foods... you guys are pretty much the reason the rest of the worlds hates the U.S.
I just thought you should know...
and last but not least... a good lawyer joke... ( thanks Steve )
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Texas deputy sheriff . He thinks he is smarter than the Deputy, because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy`s expense.
Deputy: "License and registration, please."
Lawyer: "What for?"
Deputy: "You didn`t come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer: "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy: "You still didn`t come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer: "What`s the difference?"
Deputy: "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that`s the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer: "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I`ll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and no ticket."
Deputy: "Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick, starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer, and asks him, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"
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Weekend post...
<-- put a lock on yer beer
What did I learn playing cards last night? First off I don't really like playing cards with chicks unless there name is Melissa. How long can you guys talk about f'n hair styling n' cutting n' dying... uh... the only thing dying is me having to listen to that crap when I'm trying to play some cards n' drink some beer. Second... I hate playing Limit-Poker... small $5 or $10 tournaments playing No-Limit is soooo much funnier. How many times can a guy stay in a game cause the limit is like 50 cents n' he catches something on the river. Third... if there are more than 10 people then start a second table. Everyone forgets who's anteed n' who's turn it is and gets out of control.
All that being said... had a good time, and I sometimes forget how fun it is to play cards... I don't really play that much.
-- I ab-so-fuc#ing love this cow computer... I wanna make one
--What is the internet good for?... well it's good for one thing
-- I want this Verizon phone... it's like the Sidekick, but not as suckie
Wedding bells are ringing in Norms head when I see this picture... all I can say is WOW
Oktoberfest is on, and it is good!!!
My buddy's cousin few over to Germany last week to do the real thing... I can't do that, but I'd really like to go to one out here in So. Cal.
-- What I like best about Charlotte Church... by Norm
-- Great... this is all Grey needs... more ammo for hating schools
-- Check out William Shatner performing Rocket Man... see what The Family Guy was parodying
-- It doesn't help me drink beer any faster... but you can eat and cut pizza with one hand
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"i'm out"
norm
what a weekend....
WOW... what a three day weekend. Friday was crazy, Saturday was unexpected, Sunday was cool, Monday I was hating life.
Here you go...
Friday - went out for drinks and "stuff"
Saturday - chilli cook-off, the corner, Inland Invasion, crazy del taco drive through
Sunday - Hooters, the fair, and the basco
Monday - alarm clock, dad calling me to go to work, canard eldarado, Hooters again... recover and do nothing for the whole day
the end...
oh yeah... n' I'm up at 2:02 n' I have to get up in 3 hours
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"i'm out"
norm
I'm paid weekly,... very weakly...
Well it's that time of year again, at my work where everyone gets their yearly reviews, and salary increases... ( well not always that last part ), and in honor of my fellow co workers, I have decided to write a lil guide on "how to ask for a raise"...
here goes...
Asking for a raise is one of the hardest things to do, but when executed correctly can be very effective. Here is exactly what you need to do:
Step ONE: Build up the courage. Getting mentally prepared to ask for a raise is probably the toughest part, so you will need to train. For the week leading up to your big question, perform a series of increasingly nerve-wracking tasks so that asking for a raise becomes less of a “big deal.” I suggest streaking through a funeral on day one, and skywriting racial slurs over L.A. and Long Beach by day seven. Suddenly “I think I should get paid more” doesn’t seem so scary now, does it?
Step TWO: Practice, Practice, Practice, Practice. Anybody will tell you that the most important preparedness technique is “Practice Practice Practice,” but asking for a raise is such a big deal that I added one more important “practice.” That’s right, four times the practice means four times the preparedness. Practicing four times will ensure that you have indeed “made perfect.” There are no shortcuts in the race towards a raise.
Step THREE: Baby Steps. Asking for a raise is a monumental question, so instead, start small, and ask for a raisin. It may seem silly, but asking for a raisin is a great first step to an even more important question. “I think I’ve been working here long enough, and that I deserve a raisin.” It sounds so much like the real thing, but it’s a commitment that your boss will have no reason to refuse. Congratulations, you are one dehydrated grape closer to glory.
Step FOUR: Execute. Raisin in hand, you now have the confidence to approach your boss a clear, confident worker. Have faith in yourself. He’s already given you a raisin, why wouldn’t he now give you a raise? Tell yourself “They’re basically the same thing. They’re both delicious. They can both make me happy. Why the heck not?” You are worth more than your meager salary, and its time to make that known! Be courteous, forthright and honest. If your boss tells you that he cannot afford to keep you at an increased salary, then tell him he has two weeks to find your replacement. You are too proud to keep working for that son of a bitch, and throw his raisin in his face, while screaming "YOU MAY HAVE MY RAISE, BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY FREEDOM".
And don’t worry, there are plenty of jobs out there. May I recommend one at the raisin factory?
Join me next week when I give my pointers on asking a woman to marry you. Including step five: asking "Will you bury me?" to build up confidence.
~grey
Busy Friday...
I can't believe that Grey and The B.O.B. talked me into going out to "the OC" with them tonight. I've got stuff to do with the city for Mexican Independence Day out at City Hall on the front lawn... then Chino's gonna kick Don Lugo's ass again... at Chino's anual Milk Can game over at Chino High School... but I wanna see the destruction... plus I "know people" and I can get down on the field... then we're gonna go and play a game over at The B.O.B.'s house... who knows... I'll make sure to go and put on a smiling face... I owe Grey BIG TIME... after the OC me n' Grey gotta high tail it back to Chino... I might stop over at my brother's house n' play some cards... but I gotta get up early tomorrow for the 11th Annual Firefighter's Muster and Chili Cook-off... I gotta be there and work the Youth Museum booth... things you do when yer the big dog on the BOD
-- I hate ipod batteries... mine died after only about 6 months... this guy knows about ipod's dirty secret
-- I think that I might to to Mexico for Christmas... I love traveling now
-- Lottsa fight clips
alcohol is never the answer,
unless the question is
“What’s for breakfast?”
-- I haven't played poker in a while... how about a home poker game
-- Christina Aguilera is gettin' paid... she's a singer right?... I dunno... it's not like I actually listen
-- Busted... I know nothing about this... and I've never been caught... (cough... yeah right)
-- He did you know that the hot chick from CSI was from Upland?
-- This is what Craig... of his list.org looks like
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"i'm out"
norm
let the ishh storm begin...
my kind of girls, soccer playing hackersWilliams and Holland's Law: If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.and with that, I will start my blog:
first off let me go into the John Roberts confirmation hearings... First of all, this guy john roberts is bullet proof, he is making Reagan ( the teflon president ), look like the sandpaper president, nothing is gonna stick to this guy... Dont people realize he has
Karl Rove, on his side as well as Dick Cheney ???( say what you will about those guys, I love em, they are two political figures who dont even try to hid the fact that they are low down dirty and underhanded ) that being said, it annoys me that people are putting do much emphasis on the abortion issue... HUGE hypocracy there... people will ask him all day and all night about privacy rights as they relate to the
14th amendment, trying to get at weather or not he will over turn
Roe V wade... How come no one asks about a father rights reguarding abortion ???
why is it that if a
man kills a pregnant woman, he is charged with two counts of murder, one for the woman, and one for her unborn child, but if that same woman kills that same unborn child, that is a right aforded to her by the 14th amendment ?!?!?
why is it that women will argue an
unborn child counts as a "person" when they are driving in the carpool lane, but it is not a person if they want to kill it... If they want to kill it, all of a sudden that same unborn child is "their body"...
why is it that a woman can
"safely surrender" her baby abandoning it, and have no obligation, but if a man wants to "surrender" his baby, and he can be proven as the father, he has to pay child support ?!?!
why is it that women demand equal and fair treatment under the law,
and get pissed about shirts, dry cleaning and haircuts costing more, but you never hear womens rights groups complaining about the
ALL MALE draft ?!?! I was required by law to register for the draft after my 18th birthday, but no girl I know has ever been required to register under the law, and there are even
bills proposed to ban women from battle... that is hardly equal and fair...
why is it that even
Sandra Day O'conner can admit she was a "affirmative action" choice, and there were judges FAR more qualified than she was, but when replacing a woman with a
"well qualified" man, people
think an injustice has been done...?!?! Do people not realize the
only other woman on the court has argued for a age of consent at 14, and says the constituion gives people the right to prostitue them selves ???
lest we forget it takes a man AND a woman to make a baby...
the putative fathers should have some say in this abortion thing too...
DAMN our country is pretty messed up sometimes... Dont get me wrong, I think for the most part women, are smarter, and more well educated, and far more sensitive tthan the average man, and I am all for equal and fair treatment, but these things are neither equal, or fair... they are hypocracy, masked by the words "rights"... rights are not something given to you, rights are something no one can take away...
as always, please direct all hate mail to
matthewf@spyder-fonix.com~grey
I'm back...
Sorry I haven't posted anything here in quite a while. I've been kinda busy with... uh... well not much other than beating the living piss out of The B.O.B. n' Grey at Adams Family pinball and drinking. I'm gonna make sure that I start posting back here on a more regular basis... I don't know if that's a good thing for you guys or a bad thing.Everyone's gotta have a list...
Here's a to-do list-
Step 1) Find a place to live
Step 2) Get a stripper pole... or two
Step 3) Get a kegerator
Step 4) Drink beer n' watch
-- Some pictures New Orleans... showing the immense water inundation of the city
-- They've got crazy looting going on because of the hurricane... even the cops are getting in on it
-- Now here is a nice list that we could do too... the 50 people who need a vicious beating
FREE ROBOT SEX
-- R.I.P. good buddy... What was Gilligan's real name?... Marry Ann threw rat on Gilligan when he got busted for pot
--sports_take--
Jim Rome deep-sixes the Dodgers' DePo: "If there was a bigger lock before the season than Jeff Kent and Milton Bradley not getting along, it was that J.D. Drew would end up on the D.L. for an extended period. Of course he did, he's JD Drew."
--/sports_take--
-- Who's gonna donate money to help everyone out in the Gulf? I donated money to the Salvation Army...
-- Matt n' Trey get picked up for another 3 seasons... f'n South Park is funny as all hell
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norm
back to reality...
Hello all...
So I have a friend B.O.B. who seldoms posts on here, and when he does it is all about sports, and I barely care at all about sports, but Bob loves them... the only problem... all the teams he likes really suck, in fact even his fantasy football team had his best two players go to the disabled list... you need another example?.. okay, B.O.B. love the dolphins... in miami football teams takes second place only to tanning, shopping, volunteer work, eating, driving, crossword puzzles, and a number of other activities that all tied for first place. so in honor of B.O.B. here are some suggestions of what to do, to "the other team" when your team sucks as bad as B.O.B.s favorite picks...
1. Visit your rival teams stadium and partake in some serious littering. Your first reaction to this might be, “Littering isn’t fun. Why don’t we just burn down the hotdog vendors or something?” Hell, if I could afford that much gas, it's be a great idea. Littering, however, is basically free, and if you don’t think it’s fun, then why is there a $500 fine for doing it? You could get caught having sex with a 17-year-old on a stolen bed in the back of a speeding truck full of drugs, and you would probably owe like $350, tops. So collect some Styrofoam cups and plastic bags, fill them with urine, and turn the opposing teams lawn into your own personal Coney Island.
2. One of the worst things about losing to any rival team is that some of your friends ( Norm ) won’t stop calling you to rub it in. Get back at them by hiring a crack head to call from a blocked number and tell them their parents died. This one’s pretty self explanatory. If you feel bad about it, let them brave the tearful drive home to find mom and dad alive and well. They’ll be thrilled. But if they really won’t shut up about winning the game, plan it for a weekend when their parents are away on vacation.
3. Constantly remind everyone about the many ways in which your team is better than the one that beat you. in the case of B.O.B.s favorite teams, more drug use, and illegitamte children per capita, than any other team in the NFL, NHL, or NBA...
Although any of these things will provide a temporary solution, the loss can’t be fully erased until your team wins in a rematch ( but hey, you like the clippers ). But releasing a pack of ravenous wolverines into the Lakers parking lot certainly can’t hurt.
News and views: by Grey
Nice guys are the new "in thing" for girls
looks like bob is gonna lose again, and Norm is gonna be a PIMP
Congress man uses National guard to get personal items from his home
WTF?!?!... and the head of FEMA gets fired, and our idiot president bush has to take the heat??? what is wrong with america??? I mean besides tupac getting shot, and kenny g being allowed to live
Japan has invented a beer that has it's taste change over time
as opposed to Coors where they make beer that always tastes like crap.
Genius!!!, pure genius
to the girl sleeping naked across the street
How to talk to a human when you call one of those automated calling systems
is it any surprise that At&T doesn't ever let you talk to a real human, and they are my cell phone provider ???
A way to get Gas stations to lower their prices without having to boycott any particular gas station...
*** grey rubs his hand together manically *** Excelent!
~grey out...
R.I.P. anniversary...
posts have been weak lately... hopefully soon I will post all the stuff I got... for right now..
R.I.P. man... we miss you...
* grey pours out liquor *
~grey
Happy Birthday
happy birthday sonjalove your "little" big bro...
ching ching... winner...
this is what happens when bad meets evil...
I work in the O.C., but I live in chino... so in honor of my city being the most steriotypically "ghetto" city in so cal, south of L.A. I present todays links...
How to C-Walk... make sure you throw up your W, or have a 40 in one hand, with a glock in the other...
using the F word in schools is okay... yo ucould actually say "F*ck you!, you ufcking Fuc]{" without going over the limit...
Jesus and HeMan smoke a joint
Prison guard accused of urinating on a jail computer ( here come the one liners )
I guess the system pissed him off
Woman jailed after exposing breast... and deciding to go "NSFW" in police cruiser...
CHINO HIGH GRADUATES, ATTENTION PLEASE... here is the top list of schools where you will not have to study...
No big surprise university of mississippi tops the list
the thinnest home in the world
okay this isn't that ghetto, but I absolutely love this story... HELL YEAH!!! let this be a lesson to women... the ring IS NOT YOURS until you walk down the muther f'ing isle and say "I do"... and even then, the ring is yours but you really haven't earned it, until you can sit quetly durring married with children, and simpsons, and bring us a beer when we are out...
damn it feels good to be a gangster...
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