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Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.
~grey
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Wednesday, November 23
~grey
the story of thanksgiving
the pilgrims with squanto
Ahh thanksgiving, one of my more favorite holidays... I plan on putting my self into a tripdofan/turkey coma, and vegging...so here now for your reading pleasure is the story of thanksgiving, as told by Matthew Fatheree
Way back in the day, their was this group of people called pilgrims who were trying to get the hell outta europe to escape religious persecution...
so they packed all their ishh into the S.S. Mayflower, sailed west, to the new world, and landed on pymouth rock... they setup a little villiage, and stuff waws good... until winter came...
The pilgrims were on the east coast, and the first winter that they experienced was bad,... I mean real bad, like worse than huricane katrina, and not just for the black people, for the crackers too...
People were getting sick, they didn't have any food, the internet was down, etc, etc...
Now, it was not known to the pilgrims but there were some native americans watching them all die off, and struggle through this first winter, and they got together and held a lil meeting, it went something like this...
Indian #1: can you beleive those honkeys?!?!
Indian #2: yeah, you think people from Europe would be used to the cold and sh!t, but I think these fools gonna die...
Indian #1: they must have taken the small ship to school...
Indian #2: Man maybe we should help them, cause I dont want to clean up a bunch of dead honkeys...
Indian #1: werd!
So there was this Indian named Squanto, who could speak english, who went out to the pilgrims, and after making sure they weren't french, he tried to help them... he gave them some food, he showed them how to hunt a lil bit, and what food was good to eat, he hooked up the internet again, he let them ride in his taxi, and get coffee from the 7-11 his brother owned... ( I know I know, wrong kind of indian, but you know what?, shut the hell up!, thats what, this is my story )historical tidbit: When the pilgrims met Squanto, and he could speak english, they figured this was clearly a sign from God, that they were supposed to take over this land and all but wipe out the native people, because native americans can't hold their liquor, but we'll get to that later....
so with squanto's and a few other indians help the pilgrims were able to survive the first winter... come fall, they threw a 3 day long party filled eating, and eating, and more eating... They cooked a grip of turkeys, some deer, some corn, ect ect... and that was the first thanksgiving...
the end...
~grey
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Tuesday, November 22
Baby Norm... version 3
Some people are just destined to be a drunkin' cow for Halloween...I present to you: Exhibit A
Baby Drunkin' Cow... 1978
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I'm from Chino and PROUD OF IT!
"i'm out"
norm
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Monday, November 21
Lawyers have hearts... sorta...
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don`t have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I`ll feed you" the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along" the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also, and bring your family too" They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, ! one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You`ll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."posted by norm at
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Monday, November 14
stuff you might now know about me
Well, after reading the posts about beating me up, or the B.O.B.'s ramblings about if I would get married or not, and finally after settings things straight, I thought it might be important to tell you guys some stuff about me you might not know,... so here goes...~grey
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Saturday, November 12
Thursday, November 10
Vote for Pedro...
Here is one of the better Halloween costumes this year... or for that much ever for a little kid!
-- This site is great... hide my ass... free web proxy
-- This is the Heckle Depot... love messin' with the umpires!
-- I tried Absinthe over in Europe n' wow was that 'ish trippy... here's a kit to start you out... n' if you don't know what it is then here is The Mystery of the Green Menace... and if you want the real good stuff check out King of Spirits Gold @ $200 a bottle
-- Yo Yo Masta... this guy busts out like 10,000 tricks
-- I know that everyone is dying trying to hear some of that new Kevin Spears... errrr Federline song... here you go... "Y'all Aint Ready"... man that fool's a gangsta
-- How to get the best buy over at Best Buy... get that plasma tv on the cheap
Here's a picture of me and my jiu-jitsu instructor training in Japan... notice the dukes up ready to fight... cause you know that I'm training to be a cagefighter
-- Now this is a nice piece of television... Bobby Brown and Mike Tyson singing "Monster Mash" on Jimmy Kimmel Live's Halloween show
-- History's worst software bugs... Grey wouldn't know anything about these... right??
-- 20 most annoying fans at a baseball game
(\m/)(>_<)(\m/) I'm from Chino and PROUD OF IT!
"i'm out"
norm
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Wednesday, November 9
random ishh today...
If you can't read this, blame the teachers unionwell... today we have a bunch of random crap to throw out at cha...
Hackers:
Neato Stuff:
You know it's going to be a long day when you get up, shave and shower, start to get dressed and your shoes are still warm.
~grey out
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I gotta get Grey to vote with me...
The public has spoken, and they say... "I am stupid!!"You guys get what you deserve!
(\m/)(>_<)(\m/) I'm from Chino and PROUD OF IT!
"i'm out"
norm
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Tuesday, November 8
Detoxing...
I think that I'm gonna get this book... 7-Day Detox MiracleI'm already seeing how I can do with just water... I haven't had anything to eat since lunch on Sunday... so it's already been more than two days. I had a fruit smoothie today and yesterday, but nothing solid. All I've had are my multi-vitamins and a lot of water.
(\m/)(>_<)(\m/)
I'm from Chino and PROUD OF IT!
"i'm out"
norm
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Vote today...
Just to remind everyone... all 4 of you guys who actually read this... Grey wants you to go vote today... because he doesn't!!!
and Arnold wants to to VOTE NOW
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I'm from Chino and PROUD OF IT!
"i'm out"
norm
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