the spyderz web: December 2005

4 in a row...

Wow... Im down in Mexico for New Years and this place is pretty cool. Seen some sights... chilled with the locals. Trust me... the stuff I was doin is not in any guide book. My buddy Thomas and all his friends have been really cool to me... partied on the cheap!!!

Well gotta go finish my brew... hope that everyone has a good new years.

Ron Mexico

Grey is still sleeping...

I wonder how many times I can watch this SNL short "Lazy Sunday" with Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg? The Chronic-what-cals of Narnia...

Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = crazy delicious

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It's all about the Hamiltons baby...

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I'm from Chino and PROUD OF IT!

"i'm out"
norm

Brokeback B.O.B....

This is for Grey's Mom... she wanted to see the 'chop I did of The B.O.B.

The B.O.B. said that reading was gay... well it looks like he's making a movie about a whole lot of reading. Hello Mr. Bookclub!!

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I'm from Chino and PROUD OF IT!

"i'm out"
norm

One In A Row...

Well... here are a bunch of misc. links... now that Grey broke my streak it looks like I gotta start a new one. Well here is post one... I'll have another one up in a little while

- Looks like Acclaim is going out of business... they're selling off the rights to there video games

- MSN, AOL, and YAHOO... web based messaging

- Top 30 Facts about... Chuck Norris... hahahahaaa funny 'ish

- Pimp Out your desktop... here are some nice wallpapers

- I remember me and Romeo used to play these games all day long... Slingshot Santa

The Passion of the Clerks... hahahahahahahahaa

Oh my god I love living in So. Cal. There is almost no other place in the world that I'd rather live ~~Brazil~~. The weather here is great, and I'm gonna be able to wear shorts here until New Years.

- Check out this old guy on the left... looks like he doesn't like amusement park rides

- Grey likes to Paintball... f'dat... this guy is just stupid to let himself get pelted with shots

- Is it cool that an 83-year old grandma can do a beer bong... but The B.O.B. can't... OWN3D

- Some cool shirts... I love t-shirts as much as Grey hates them

WOW... I've been on a Heineken Diet lately... Thanks Grey!

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I'm from Chino and PROUD OF IT!

"i'm out"
norm

testing...

This Just In...

SANTA CLAUS, JOLLY ELF DIES AT AGE 256

NORTH POLE (AP) -- December 14, 2005 -- Santa Claus, jolly fat man, maker of toys, bringer of joy, died peacefully at home in North Pole Village early Wednesday surrounded by his wife, elves and reindeer. He was 256. He had recently been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. Born Kristopher Kringle, the northern man legally changed his name in 1899. The 5-foot, 300-pound Claus, who sported a white beard and loved to spread good cheer, also operated a reindeer and baby seal rescue reserve.

He attended Harvard University and Colorado School of Mines. On St. Patrick's Day, 1905, he married Eleanor Culver. They had no children.

Following the example of Jesus, whom he greatly admired, Santa Claus, entered public service. He ran the US Post Office in Anchorage, Alaska and later went on to deliver his own first letter to Santa. In 1902 Santa formed the reindeer express to deliver the mail. This lead to the forming of an eight deer team.

"The guy was a fucking aces. He took me from nothing and made me feel like something. I'll miss that jolly fuck." reports a Rudolph, nose glowing brightly enough to light up the sky.

Funeral arrangements are still pending as of this release. In lieu of flowers donations in memory Mr. Claus with the Salvation Army and bell ringers everywhere. It is assumed Christmas is cancelled.

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I'm from Chino and PROUD OF IT!

"i'm out"
norm

Who's in your top 5...

1a. Gisele Bundchen
1b. Adriana Lima
1c. Monica Bellucci
2. Salma Hayek
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Scarlett Johansson
5. ~~Brooke Burke~~ Generic Blonde Playboy Chick

That was a tough call... uhhh. I really wanted to include Catherine Bell and a couple of more blondes, but as you can see I go brunette.

An even more odd thing is that there is not one Asian on the list. WTF... Norm talks and talks about the Asians and doesn't include one on the top 5. Dominated by the Brazilians.

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I'm from Chino and PROUD OF IT!

"i'm out"
norm

**** After I thought about it for a sec... I had to edit that to cover my bases ****

4 in a row...

I love it when I make a 'chop and people think that it's real... hahahhahahaaa

I did this one with me and Asia a while ago n' thought that it was funny. I saw a Christmas picture with her in it so I thought about her... so I let a few people see it. I got some comments back like... "Wow that was cool that you got to meet Asia."

Uh... OK... that's not even one of my better 'chops... but hey I also once made a wedding pic of Grey n' that looked pretty real... n' you know that one is never gonna happen.

I've been watching a lot of fights lately. I've been training a lot more the past month than I usually do. So I was watching one of my UFC DVD's n' thought that I'd post a few highlight clips. I know that the only people who even might care are The B.O.B. and Romeo... enjoy

Wanderlei Silva highlight film

Babalu hightlight film

Crocop highlight film

Shogun Rua highlight film

St. Pierre highlight film

BJ Penn hightlight film

Gomi highlight film

Vitor Belfort highlight film

Sergei Scarytonov highlight film

Dan Henderson highlight film

Randy Couture highlight film

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I'm from Chino and PROUD OF IT!

"i'm out"
norm

uh... almost 3...

Yeah... it's almost 3 in the morning and I'm still up... f'n'a... I gotta get some sleep.

norm

Cause it's Friday... n' I'm gettin' a free fridge...

Q: Why do men name their penis?

A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of their decisions

- If you want beer poured fast... n' you want it without a lot of foam... you gotta get the TurboTap

- Share a beer with your best friend!!

- The 50 Greatest Independent Films... props to the #1 choice

Here's a good picture of my Xmas Tree

- Schwarzenegger St... come and meet the people in Arnie's neighborhood

- Check out Yao Ming's kids singin' some Backstreet Boys

- Now here's a X-Mas gift that I could use... always have a beer handy

- British weather guy get's own3d by some kids and a few snowballs

- Top Ten Lady Lip-Locks... giggidy giggidy

hahahah OWN3D - Chino Hills, CA: A haven for terrorists?

-WIZARD OF OZ and the ILLUMINATI MIND CONTROL... I thought it was about Tupac... but it's not

- Dude from Creed goes crazy...n' 311 kicks the shit out of him

- Sorry Oprah... yer not even in the top 3... 50 Most Powerful Women in Business

- ONE OF THE GREATEST INVENTIONS OF THE 21'st CENTURY... Caffeinated-Glow in the Dark Beer... n' it's 12.4%

hahahahahahahhahaaaa

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I'm from Chino and PROUD OF IT!

"i'm out"
norm

Norm knows...

The 10 things men know (for sure) about women!!!

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10. They have Boobs!......

aaye, haa, hush that fuss...

Errbody move to the back of the bus

History:
On December 1st 1955 Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat to a white man, and refused to move to the back of a bus, thereby sparking the Montgomery bus boycott and becoming the kindling that started the civil rights movement.

Now, you must understand that me being a half black person, and seeing first hand the rascism that is still alive and well in american society today, I greatly respect Rosa Parks. Also she passed away ealier this year. These two facts alone would normally disued me from making light of her situation... but I am gonna assume that she has a sense of humor, and I am going to do another one of my history lessons...

The Story of Rosa Parks
as told by Matthew Fatheree
50 years ago today Rosa Parks got onto a Montgomery bus and refused to give up her seat, the conversation between her and the bus driver went something like this...

Bus driver: ma'am, you need to go to the back of the bus so this gentleman here can sit down.
Rosa: my feet is tired, and I aint movin...
Bus driver: if you dont move I will have you arrested for being an uppety negro
Rosa: ufck that you cracker ass cracker, why dont you go bug some A-rabs or somethin... In fact, that honkey prolly aint even white, his real name is prolly Abdul Mohammed Kalid Mustafa. If this bus was a camel I'd move to the back, but since it aint, you can tell him to kiss my black ass...
Bus driver: I'm only gonna tell you one more time, and then I'm going to call the authorities.
Rosa: I dont give a fuuuuuuuuuck... call the Po-Leese, dont you know who I am, I'm Rosa Parks, Johnny Cochran has got my back...

Then Rosa Parks was arrested... Her arrest put into motion one of the biggest civil rights movements in history, and she showed that one person could make a difference without using violence...

thank you Rosa... you are an inspiration to us all

~grey

the spyderz web

Saturday, December 31

4 in a row...

Tuesday, December 27

Grey is still sleeping...

Tuesday, December 20

Brokeback B.O.B....

One In A Row...

Monday, December 19

testing...

Wednesday, December 14

This Just In...

Friday, December 9

Who's in your top 5...

Thursday, December 8

4 in a row...

uh... almost 3...

Friday, December 2

Cause it's Friday... n' I'm gettin' a free fridge...

Thursday, December 1

Norm knows...

aaye, haa, hush that fuss...

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