when bad meets evil...
okay... time for a lil update:
My 27th birthday is comming up this weekend, I saw my lil sister whoop some ass at softball this past weekend, and I got a new BBQ... I gotta say ishh is going good...
Random links online: find out what song was #1 the day you were born
dont honk at the police
Chewy's website blog
A study is out showing the more money your parents make the better your grades will be... Which is crazy cause all my brothers and sisters were straight A students, and I got F's... I'm pretty sure we had the same parents...
A bunch of card tricks
HOLY CRAP!!! a chick-tionary
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hanging thread
This is a 3 person email conversation...
it has been color coded for easier understanding...
this color indicates text by Lennythis color indicates text by Karlthis color indicates text by Homer...I didn't want to do it, but I have to...
This has now become one of the most contentious, email threads I have ever had with two of my friends... A lot of feelings have been hurt, and fun has been poked because of this thread, and so now I am immortalizing it forever...only the names have been changed to protect the innocent ( and the guilty )...
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K-Fed is my hero...
K-Fed is my
HERO-->
-- Looks like Lisa Marie Presley is married again... I remember having a weird conversation with Janine about how they look alike
-- Christina Ricci what have you done... is nothing sacred anymore??... Wednesday Adams has gone and got herself a... I just can't say it... (norm cries in the corner... n' pours out a heineken in the sweet memory of her mamaries)
Some of the best news in a while... looks like the UFC is bringing back the Lightweights... gotta love seeing the 155 pounders fight... especially because three of the best 155'ers in the world are my jiu-jitsu instructors and friends
Not only that... but one of my friends is fighting in the next UFC in three weeks. I'll be heading out to Vegas for that one, and can't wait for John to knock out Diego
"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it."
- Franklin P. Jones
-- Some of yer favorite stars charge waaaaayyyy too much to show up... I think I'm somewhere between the Sugar Hill Gang and Jeff Foxworthy
-- I'm a Programmer, not a Computer Guy
This list of slang names for poker hands will help you sound cool while losing your shirt... some of my favs:
A-K: "Anna Kournikova" (looks great, loses plenty)
A-2: "Michael Jackson" (big hand touching little hand)
Q-Q: "Siegfried & Roy" (obvious)
Q-3: "San Francisco Busboy" (queen with a trey/tray)
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I'm from Chino and PROUD OF IT!
"i'm out"
norm
Who da Man?...
What did I tell you?... what did I tell you ?ufck yo abortion nigga!
( from the above article / link )
"My understanding is we are the first state to truly defy Roe v. Wade," the 1973 high court ruling that granted a constitutional right to abortion, said Kate Looby of Planned Parenthood's South Dakota chapter.
State legislatures in Ohio, Indiana, Georgia, Tennessee and Kentucky also have introduced similar measures this year, but South Dakota's legislative calendar means its law is likely to be enacted first.
Stuff: this is a dope ass MS paint picture
the 50 best robots ever
Clueless user stories ( for all you I.T. guys )
Warning signs for the web
Top ten reasons Geeks make good fathers... ( or in my case a good Fatheree )
UPDATE
this was way too funny to let it slip by...
4 word phrases that will end a bad date immediately
News:
I'm split on this whole U.A.E. running some American Ports deal thing, I mean I think it would be blatently racist, and hypocrytical to not let them run the port, when we might let a German company run the port no questions asked. But at the same time, I dont think foreign companies should be running U.S. ports at all... it's fine if they make our furniture, or sew nikes for $0.05 a day, but running a U.S. port may be outsourcing a lil too much.
Autistic Teen scores 20 points in 3 minutes of first highschool basketball game... Team mates say he is a real "rain man"
Controversy
So,... recently in California an inmate on death row challenged his death sentance as cruel and unusual punishment, and he won!!!
I dont know how we can tell a guy we are going to kill him, but we dont want to put him through any pain?!?!? that just seems back asswards to me...
BUT I am 100% against the death penalty so aside from being confused about the ruliong, I am very happy that homeboy is not gonna be killed in my state... Because of my anti-death penalty views I ended up getting into two arguments with seperate people about the merits of the death penalty...
so to defend my postition here are some FACTS about the death penalty.... enjoy...
Most of the world have either abolished, or no longer practice the death penalty.
Amnesty International's latest information shows that:
86 countries and territories have abolished the death penalty for all crimes;
11 countries have abolished the death penalty for all but exceptional crimes such as wartime crimes;
25 countries can be considered abolitionist in practice: they retain the death penalty in law but have not carried out any executions for the past 10 years or more and are believed to have a policy or established practice of not carrying out executions,
In 2004, 97 per cent of all known executions took place in China, Iran, Viet Nam and the USA.
I ask you, are those the types of countries we want to be associated with ???
Eight countries since 1990 are known to have executed prisoners who were under 18 years old at the time of the crime – China, Congo (Democratic Republic), Iran, Nigeria, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, USA and Yemen. China, Pakistan and Yemen have raised the minimum age to 18 in law, and Iran is reportedly in the process of doing so. The USA executed more child offenders than any other country (19 between 1990 and 2003).
TAKE THAT ABORTION !!! we kill kids two ways not just one...
California spends $90 Million dollars annually above and beyond the ordinary costs of the justice system on capital cases.
The death penalty has never been shown to be a crime deterrent.
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te-krazy-main...
I still can not beleive that their are nearly 20 comments to debate the "coolness" of the winter olympics. Oh well,... because I dont want to just be a complainer, and I like to try to find solutions as well, here are my suggestions for sports we should add
Sports that should be added to the winter games Inebriated Giant Slalom
Quadathlon - Skiing, Shooting, Drinking, Driving
Polar Bear Outrunning
Single Dagger Reindeer Slaughter
Snow Angeling
and now onto other crap ://
Tech:
Yahoo blocks the word Yahoo blocks the word "allah" from email addresses, but still allows God, Jesus, Mohammed, ( and of course my own personal yahoo email addresses ) rapeismyhobby1,pedophilepriest88, killallmuslimsandarabs1, nazisaremybestfriends, jewskilledjesus999, jewsarenthuman13, iloveadolfhitler293409, and
fukyourcouchnigga8888...
Hell yeah, geekdom sanctuary
Apply for a job where ever you are
Do women really make that much less than men ???
News:
Europe supports free speech if you want to draw pictures of muhammad, but not if you want to talk about the holocaust
Bans to stop gays from adopting children in 16 states...
seriously, who cares if gay people can adopt kids, let someone adopt them, anyone, as long as it is not Micheal Jackson, or R Kelly...
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Pick Up LinesBackground: the other day someone asked me what are the best pickup lines that I know, and to be honest I really dont know any... And I certainly dont know any good ones, I ended up telling them that a pick up line just has to be funny, and memorable to be good, then this weekend I started thinking more about that, and I came up with some funny pick / memorable up lines, that might not be that goodBad Pick Up Lines: "I eat crayons"
"Nice shoes, wanna duck?" (punch her in the throat)
"I lost my credit card number...can I have yours?"
"Somebody call Heaven ....I just ran over a kid."
"That dress looks good on you, but it would look better on someone much more attractive."
Use them wisely
Other Stuff
The Linux Kernel in 3-D
how to build some nerdy stuff
coin manipulation
watch TV online
Protect her privates ( not for the b.o.b., and harm )
Internet Security DashBoard
Insert Shameless plugs for friends websites here
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www.lunahomesandloans.com
www.nickkatz.com
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY NATASHA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TASHA
Happy Valentines Day
Okay... I'm not gonna touch too much on this whole valentines day thing... but I hope everyone has a good one...
Now on to other crap...
Winter Olympics:I was just telling someone today that I can't really get into the winter olympics... Maybe it's cause I am a southern california boy, maybe it's because they have sports like:
Bobsled : While the world's best bobsledders have traditionally been pointy-eared Nords, Cool Runnings taught us that, even on ice, black people are more athletic than white people. This is, of course, just one more reason to be afraid of them.
Curling : Curling—the perfect activity for obsessive-compulsives who think ice is dirty—unites three great Canadian passions: bowling, hockey and mind-numbing stupidity.
Hockey : Much like animal porn, Olympic hockey has been historically dominated by toothless Russians and mullet-clad Canadians. Although there are few differences between Olympic hockey and NHL hockey, the major rules are the same—the game must be boring and minorities are not allowed to play.
Figure Skating : Where else can you see gratuitous crotch shots, heavy face makeup on underage girls and sexually ambiguous men dressed as pirates all under one roof? Well, besides Prince's house?
Luge : Luge rivals only Tara Reid in sheer volume of international men sliding down a duct.
but for those of you who like the winter olympics, I have used online language dictionaries, and translated some helpful phrases for you...
Useful Italian PhrasesDove è l'oliva più vicina giardino?Where is the closest Olive Garden?
Ho dormito con uno dei vostri locals, esso stings quando orino I slept with one of your locals, it stings when I pee
Dove disfaccio di questo corpse del bellboy? Where do I dispose of this bellboy's corpse?
Irony Warswhich is more ironic:
this or
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buy skirts a gift and flowers day...
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I'm from Chino and PROUD OF IT!"i'm out"
norm
Chunk is the 'ish...
-- Still looks like there's not gonna be a Goonies 2... no matter how bad ass Chunk is
-- Nacho Libre... this is just a f'd up movie idea
-- I want a "No Pot Smoking" sign... but for $100 I'll pass
-- Japanese Spiderman
-- Here's that hotty Vanessa Marcil... that chick from the tv show Las Vegas... side boobs rule!!
-- Sucks that the middle kid from Full House is a tweaker... she has looked pretty hot out of the group
-- Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox are now engaged to get married... another one bites the dust... I know that I said I prolly wouldn't get married... but I'd sign everything over to her the second she said I do
UPDATE: I just found out that Mohr-Cox would indeed be the best last name ever.
-- Finally Heather Locklear is dumpin' that bon jovi guitar player... she's 44, but I'd still do it... with a smile on my face
Gotta love the mythTV
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"i'm out"
norm
Valentines Day... (for Guys)
Guys:Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak & BJ Day."Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to
show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & BJ Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
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6 in a row...
Doin' it again... it's 2:40 right now... n' I can't sleep. I need to get up in 2 hours and 20 minutes... aaaahhhh I gotta figure out how to get more hours outta the day. This whole no sleep thing is killin' me.
Wow... the debatcherie that happened this weekend... from what I remember it was good!!!
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I'm from Chino and PROUD OF IT!
"i'm out"
norm
5 IN A ROW...
AAAHHHH... it's finally Friday... time to drink some Heineken!!!
My old roomate Jen's birthday, and we're goin' out to eat in Hollywood. I guess we're goin' to Yamashiro's. I wonder how much a Kobe beef steak is gonna cost me? ATM here I come...
-- Seriously... this is one of the best video's ever...Street Fighter II: MMA Version... and this has to be the second best eva... Real Transformers... I just wish that it made the kee keer koo koo noises
-- N' you wanna know why I don't watch the Olympics. I don't really watch the Summer Olympics let alone the the Winter Olympics... the IOC just denied the to have baseball and softball reinstated for the Olympics... buncha bitches... I wanted to see Grey's sister on the womans softball team
-- I need a cow mouse... too bad it's now wireless or I'd get it
Seriously... Scarlett Johansson is the hottest chick out there right now... Damn I don't usually go for blondes... just the plastic Bunny ones, but this one is a definite exception. She's beautiful, smart, and not that bad of an actress... WOW
-- I don't know if you know this or not... but I'm sort of a big thing... now I'm doing night clubs in the NYC
-- It's all about the Hamiltons baby
-- Wrestling dude... "It's still real to me damn it!"... he explains why he was cryin'
-- Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is a bomb ass weatherman over in Hawaii
-- East Tennessee State University cheerleader gets kicked off the team for working at Hooters... in other news... Management at East Tennessee State University are a bunch of Communists
-- Jay Mohr used to be cool... now he's just the dick head that is gonna marry MY Nikki Cox
-- Chick wins state wrestling match... The B.O.B. is already demanding a re-match
-- Is there gonna be an Oceans 13???
-- In-N-Out 100x100... I could see Grey doin' that
-- Dave Chappelle's Block Party... with 19 white people
-- Sumo B.O.B. --
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I'm from Chino and PROUD OF IT!
"i'm out"
norm
Only up until 2:00 am today...
I was up until about 3:30 yesterday... n' I am goin' to bed about 2:00 today... How do I do it?
WOW... I stay up way tooooo late
It's just about 2:30 am... n' I am drinking a Heineken and trying to hook up the Ultimate Media PC to the TV........ aaaaaarrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh
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I'm from Chino and PROUD OF IT!
"i'm out"
norm
Decisions...
I always look for a woman who has a tattoo.
I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, okay...
here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future.
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I'm from Chino and PROUD OF IT!
"i'm out"
norm
Hot Chix post...
Check out the hot new Bond Girl!!!
-- AAAAHHHHH... no... it's not true... I'll never believe it... sweet sweet Scarlett is now involved with some rock singer... f'dat... Norm now quits his job to become a rock and roll singer -- also... Scarlett's Mom thinks that she's a slut...nice
-- Jude... don't do it... trust me I know... Jude is sprung on some dirty stripper from over at The Body Shop here in So. Cal.
-- I've got Lindsay Lohan's diary... anyone wanna buy it?
-- I'm in love with Jessica Simpson too... she loves her twins almost as much as me
That Fez kid gets some good tail!!
-- Jennifer Love Hewitt is lookin' at maybe posing for Playboy... looks like that Party of Five money is running out
-- Why is it that two hot English model chix kissing is cool... just because... just because
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I'm from Chino and PROUD OF IT!
"i'm out"
norm
