powerpoint, and robot arms... a real blog...
MATT RANT: Do you know the difference between ECB, CBC, CFB, Rijndael, TwoFish, and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah types of encryption ??? I DO!! because I have spent a few hundred hours preparing a power point presentation about that and other security crap...
and I thought I could break into your computer and read your email before!?!? DAMN,... now, I have gained so much technical knowledge, I'm gonna start making your tivo record old episodes of knight rider...
Oh... and dont let me forget the
robotic arm...
if the robot arm had a throat I would strangle it at this point...
and then stomp on it's face...
Orginally ( just like every other nerd reading this site ) I thought a robot arm would be awesome to play with...
but guess what...
it can't flip off other people...
it's very ineffective at nose picking...
and it takes like 1,000 lines of code to get it to open a beer...
and dont even get me started on how many lines of code before it can get the remote control, or scratch my... never mind...
I'm doing all of this, because next week I am going to the
embedded systems conference, and I know hat you are thinking...
but Matt,... if there is an embedded systems conference next week!... then who is going to run all of the Dungeon and Dragon games?!?!calm down... they will be back next week...
until then, you are advised to read your
Aeon Flux comic books...
end of Matt rantso here's a crazy story ( that is not interesting at all whatsoever):
me and two good freinds use to email each other all the time... then one day, I stopped getting emails from them...
using email I asked them what was up, and they said I never respond, and they were using
google's chat client to talk to each other...
well, I am not a huge fan of chat clients, but reluctantly I load up
GAIM and use my google log on, and I chat with these two bat rastards... but we didn't know google deafult chat client wouldn't allow you to chat in chat rooms, so I had them load gaim on their windows computers, and one of them had a lot of trouble, but finally we got it up and running... I created a permanent chat room called chinortpcrew@conference.jabber.org, and one day later, those two punks got into a lil chat fight, and now, the three of us dont talk anymore anyway...
morale to the story: Norm, and the B.O.B. are a couple of punk ass Homo's...
( just kidding: I love you guys )
okay, I guess before, when I said "end of matt rant",... I lied...
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equality... and other brown items...
Question: I have a ... friend... who has a situation...
Lets say that there was a small group of random people who left their computers online open for everyone to see all of their files... We're talking, you click a link on google, and suddenly you are looking at the personal files storred on someones PC... There is no way to be sure if they are knowingly doing this, or doing this unwittingly... would it be immorale to look at all the files on the PC, or to... copy them... ??
if you say no...
then click herePun of the daytoilet paper air cannon, not quite powerfull enough to shoot crap off of uranusNote to readersPirate kick ninjas asses... ARRRRR...
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Roe Vs Wade for Men.. ( BOOYAH! )
HOLY CRAP!, two posts in one day...
but this was something important I wanted to bring up...
Roe VS Wade For MenLet me give you the gist of it... some dude dated some chick, while they were dating he made it very clear he did not want kids, the chick got pregnant, and now is gonna make him pay child support.. He doesn't think this is fair, and rightfully so... I mean, why should a woman get to have a "choice" about responsibility of the child, but a dude doesn't get the choice... Thats a blatent violation of the equal protections act in our U.S. constitution.
everyone is pretty much in agreement that this alwsuit will fail, but it will make people ask questions, and I think it may even open peoples eyes to the injustice that currently exsist in our abortion laws...
Side Note:
I hate it when people say that they are either pro choice, or pro life... EVERY SINGLE PERSON I KNOW is pro choice, and pro life... it is abortion that they either support or have a problem with...
I want choices, and I want people to live...
Side Note #2:
I am the most one of the most "pro-life" people you will ever find... I dont think there is EVER a good reason to kill another person... ( I'm not saying I wouldn't kill someone, I'm just saying that if I did, it wouldn't be for a good reason ) I dont think abortions should EVER happen... But if they are gonna happen, at least take the dads feelings into perspective you hypocritical rat bastards...
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It's that time again...
DAMN... well it has been a long time since I have posted, and even longer since I have posted and ranted my vies on anything related to school... But there is some stuff that has come up that I just dont wanna let slide...
so..
Welcome to the 3rd annual Grey gripes about schools post First things first, this Debra Lafave B!tch... Now dont get me wrong honey, you are hot, and when I was 14 if you were my teacher I would have put a hurtin in you... I dont really have a problem with you hooking up with 14 year old boys, I'm fairly sure there wont be any lasting damage because of it... HOWEVER, if you were a man you would go to jail... and it ufcking sux that because you are a woman you got off... I wish I could beat the hell out of the prosecution team...
Secondly, heres a litte riddle for you:
Q. You are in the back seat of a car, you have a gun with two bullets in it. In the front seat there are three people. Hitler, Fidel Castro, and a teachers union rep. What do you do ?
A. Shoot the teachers union rep twice, and for good measure pistol whip their dead body.
hate is a strong word, but hate doesn't come close to the feelings I have for the teachers unions... I loath the teachers union, If all the teachers unions in the world only had one throat, I would have wrapped my hands around it long ago, and rung the life from it...
Now to my point:
Teachers unions dont want to get help from engineers, and scientist to start teaching technology... What is their solution to get kids to learn technology ??? Raise teacher pay, and improve working conditions... WTF?!?!
I dont know what your experience with teachers is, but from my experience, these are the least tech savvy people, behind old people... Seriously teacher are today in our class rooms allegedly preparing our kids for the 'real world', but dont know how to use Excel, Word, or power point...
Yeah... Ummm, I think it's time to invest in China, and take up farming...
( standard disclaimer: I love teachers, in the case of Ms, Lafave I'd really LOVE a teacher. It is the union, and the school system I hate. )
If I'm not mistaken, the teachers in my home town are on strike right now... I think it's for more pay... ( and in their defence they should prolly get paid more )... but, they for DAMN sure should have some accountability, and work through the summer like the rest of america... So, lets start at the begining, and maybe we'll get to more pay later...
as always, please direct all hate mail to matthewf@spyder-fonix.com
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I'm Bllloowwin' Uuuppp!!!
hahahahaa... Looks like my boy Joe Roan is on the pot... ohhh no... call the FBI
-- The only thing more embarrassing than losing to Kazakhstan is losing to Canuckistan... how about the amount of time that some of the countries had to spend to find some players for the World Baseball Classic... I wanna play on the Dutch team
-- Jiu-Jitsu Master
Rickson Gracie is the 'ish... here he is rolling after a seminar Part 1 and Part 2... and here he is woopin' ass
-- Jennie Finch used to be the hottest chick in women's softball... now there is a new hotty Ashley Van Boxmeer... n' yeah... she's got the slutty MySpace page too
-- Speaking of hotties and sports... do you remember Jenn Sterger the Cowgirl Chix at the Florida St. game?... now she thinks she's a writer... oh yeah she was in Maxim n' soon to be in Playboy
-- RIP... Kirby
Couple of cool videos from the NBA dunk contest:
• Nate Robinson's dunk over Spud Webb
• Andre Iguodala behind-the-backboard slam
I'm Blllooowwwin' Uuuuuppp
-- Yes these monkey's from Career Builder are the funniest commercials out there
-- So yer sayin' that I should not snort Wasabi?... what if the chick that asked me to do it was a hot Asian Chick?
The Truth About Dinosaurs And Evolution! - my favorite link of the day... other than the hot Asian Chick
-- The 20 best Carton Characters of all time... Cartman should have been #1
-- Another great site... The Lego Suicides
-- The Simpsomaker... make yerself yer own Simpson character
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I'm from Chino and PROUD OF IT!
"i'm out"
norm
Happy BDay...
Happy Birthday Grey!!!
I'll have a drink or two for you in Vegas.
norm
OK it is time for Come BACK
Well I have not posted in FOREVER. Sorry in between kids, wife, 3 jobs, buying a house, and still partying it has been a little while. So here are some of my thoughts so you know what is CRACKIN with THE B.O.B.
First off:Here is a product that
Norm sponsers and owns stock in.The funny thing is if that medication was for flushing out women it would be a perfect pill for Norm instead of it being for your well you know.
Second:I have to touch on my poster on brokeback mountain. I don't have any photoshop skills but what can I say but I got own3d. But the great thing about that it saved me 300$ cuz for Norm's 30th b-day I was going to buy him a
asian with tig bits and pigtails but now I don't have too. Thanks Norm.
Sports:There is so much speclation on the
Clippers if they will go to playoffs in the first time in forever. It will happen and I predict we will win in the first round and lose in the next round. You heard it put your money in the Clips.
Speaking of money F U ALL LAKER FANS ,if you can call them that, I called almost all the ones I bet back in the day and lose a crap load of money to and only one would bet against my clips. If you have a team you have to at least bet when the other person would bet when the clips were horrible.
Winter Olympics:If you don't know me I am LOVE sports. It is my thing. Computers are Grey's thing, Drinking is Norm's thing, and me well it is sports but a combo of many things. Now I am not saying that the winter olympics suck but I do agree a little on what grey said. But if we did not live in So. Cal I am positive he would not be saying that. It is just since we are not exposed to winter sports it is not the same like the rest of the world. I am sure if 4 months out of the year we were in snow he would have a different opinion.
Well I have touched on a few things. My next post I will give some of my quotes from the book I am writing along with the Top 5 reasons neither norm and grey will get married.
THE B.O.B
Caspian is born
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CASPIAN FATHEREE..
my new niece..
