Crackgros Unite!!!....
Racial terms in AmericaAll my life I have been half black, and half white... My dad is black, and my mom is white, and that makes me a mulatto... ( thus the nifty nickname 'grey' )
But I had never really heard the
term mulatto till I was in high school...
Being half black and half white has given me a pretty interesting perspective on life... I've had a chance to be pretty much black, pretty much white, and sometimes, I even get a feel for what it is like to be hispanic...
So now I would like to use this blog space, to clear up some common misconceptions about my people...
Stuff you didn't know about half black, half white people We dont like the term mulatto, we prefer "Crackgro", as it is a direct nod to our collective cracker negro heritage. Other acceptable terms include: negronkey, nigracker, honkifrican, and the ever popular, crack-izzle-neezy.
We are all really really really good looking... even the ugly ones of us, are better looking than most people from asia. Heres just a short list of people who are half black, and half white, and better looking than you:
Leila Arcieri
Halle Berry
Melyssa Ford
Shemar Moore
Renee Tenison
Mýa
We have our on domain name and web site, and we plan on taking over government, as well, as all types of sports, and media
It is 100% legal for half black half white people to download music from the internet, and to park in handicapped parking spaces.
A half black half white person invented Soledad O'brien
Half black half white people: Have a more robust vocabulary than white people, they are better at sports than black people, and are better at video games than asians.
Half black half white people are treated like royalty in Peutro Rico.
So if you dont know, now you know...
~grey out
light-sweet-crude at the swapmeet with snoop dawg
“It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.”~George W. Bush
Thats right Georgie...
more and more of our oil is comming from over seas... And you know what, I'm getting a lil bit tired of paying
$3.00 a gallon for gas...
Seriously...
How we could invade Iraq, and then have a shortage of oil is beyond me... It's like if the F.B.I. invaded south central, and then had a shortage of drug dealers...
So... in my infinate wisdom, I have come up with a pretty good solution...
Invade VenezuelaThats right invade venezuela...
but why venezuela???I'm glad you asked...
right now the middle east
has more than it's fair share of reasons to hate america... and lets be honest...
we aren't really doing a whole lot to slow any of that hate down...
But Venezuelans couldn't really hate America, because, they are from South
America...
In addition to that, their leader had taken
some crazy hitler-esque photos that we could easily
re-photoshop to make it seem like some far off conspiracy...
Do you need more reasons...???
okay how about:
1. God didn't put all our oil over seas, he put some of it right here
in the parts of America we dont own yet.2. Our soldiers wouldn't be over seas any more, and after a while, we I'm sure we would all get used to south americas new name,
Baja baja California...
3. Because, who really knows anything or cares about venezuela ?...
I dont even know how to spell it really, I'm just guessing, I could have already spelled venezuela wrong a number of times, but you know what?... no one cares...
4. You know where Osamas at?, have you checked Venezuela ?? I dont think so... come on, think outside the box...
5. Because, shut the f
(bleeeep)k up, thats why...
So now thats it's obvious we should go to war with what will become Venefornia, let me say, enough people have died, and I have a better idea of how to win this one...
( thanks Joe Rogan )
Okay, we get a crop dusting plane, and fill it with marijuana, and fly back on forth over the country for a while...
for a while I am sure they will shoot at our planes, but after about 20 minutes they'll start saying stuff like:
"dude man, I'm hungry"...
"like... what am I doing with my life"...
"man hands look weird"...Then we send our troops in playing bob marley music, and we wont have to take over anything, or kill anyone, they will ask us to stay over, and order pizza...
thats when we jack their oil... ***cough cough*** I mean
our oil...
you with me people ???
lets recap:
We have a Reason - check
We have a Plan - check
We have a cause - cause gas is expensive
and remember... If you drive a Prius, the terrorists win...
you'll thank me later...
~grey out...
The Boss is gone for the week...
First off... I gotta give my parents props for another year of marrage. I think that they are up to 33 now.... and to my brother who is celebrating his holyest of holy days today... April 20th... 4:20... thanks Gov.
-- My new girlfriend... she's hot, she likes sports, and she's hot
-- Moderate drinking good for women's brains.. also good for my chances of getting you drunk
-- In a related note... when you live with women it makes them fatter
-- What has America come to... Texas college bars students from posing for Playboy
Oh yeah... I'm starting to eat healthier. I could prolly start eating cardboard and snickers, and it would be better that my usual diet. Grey's helping me some of the worlds healthiest foods. I'm also gonna start on a 7-Day Detox Miracle on Monday. Damn... can you imagine me not having fast food, sugar, meat, or alcohol for a whole week.
I didn't know that ninja's hate cops... but I guess they do >>
-- I got a few friends fighting next weekend in Upland... Go Millennia Fight Team
-- Where do I even go with this one... Brazilian Wax... nuff said
-- This is one of the most addicting lil flash games out there
-- Apple iPod is making a huge advertisement... Google Earth it... you can see it from space
-- Soccer is pretty boring... and FIFA can't stop all the hookers in Germany... Norm quickly books his next vacation
-- Here's that Asian rapper... Jin... dude can rap like whoa
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I'm from Chino and PROUD OF IT!
"i'm out"
norm
the kid with the golden arms...
Say what you want to say... I like Donald Rumsfeld... mostly because he is in that cartoon
kid notoriousPLUS,
the dude pens some kick ass poetry
As we know, There are known knowns.
There are things we know we know.
We also know, There are known unknowns.
That is to say, We know there are some things
We do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns,
The ones we don't know We don't know.
preach on brotha...
anyways, I hope he doesn't resign... why should the administration start listeneing to anyone else now anyways ???
now on to other isshhh...
Crazy Stuff in the bibletypically I only talk about this stuff, when asked... but what the hell... can people defend these bible passages as relevant today ??? ( stay tuned for follow ups, it's a loaded question... also, let me be very very very clear in saying I don not necciserily support these passages... )
timothy 1, 2:11-15
Deuteronomy 25:11-12
2 Kings 2:23-24
( if you ask me, that first one being from the new testament, is a b!tch to defend without looking like an ass )
Other stuff
Top 15 Strangest Coincidences
A childrens book about weed
this is interesting...
5 women every man should date
seriously, seriously, people at the irvine spectrum do not know how to park...
top 11 deaths of the year
and these are always cool... much love rube goldberg...
and why not... the gatorade conspiracy
~grey out
once for adolescents, and dos, for does...
Damn it has been a long time since I have posted...
ESC, and Ryans bachelor party came and went, UFC, Easter, Tax time... etc... all done now...
I actually had a bunch of crap to post, but it seems like it'll prolly be old crap by now, so lets just go with any semi-new stuff I have...
First things first, --- blogso about a week or so ago
I ordered this lil ant farm... It's pretty cool lookin with the blue LEDs at night... we haven't gotten any ants yet though, but they should be on their way...
I used to have an ant farm when I was a kid, but it didn't have gel in it, it had this white dirt... The ant made lil tunnels, and you had to feed them and crap, and one day in third grade I took it to school for show and tell... while transporting it I managed to shake it up like a lil etch a sketch and all the poor lil ant died... with this one, I dont think the tunnels will colapse when I shake it up, I just think the ants inside will be like...
WHAT THE UFCK WAS THAT?!?!?!Family StuffHere is a pic of me, my brother and sisters, and my new neice caspian...
Other crap Jeff Skilling getting grilled by the prosecution... I gotta say, I thought all these Enron bastards were gonna get off pretty light, but it doesn't look that way so much any more...
Teachers unions are the biggest obstacle to school reform... No kidding?!?! I mean really...??? I have only been saying something similar to that for years now...
My space party... smoke if you got em...
9 cool tax ride offs
biologists find the worlds largets shrimp, known to most of us, as a lobster
I have the best job in the world...
for steve: These virgins,... they are compliant... yes...?
I mean,... they know the deal ??
~grey out
I wanna go to Brazil...
I wanna go to Brazil now. My buddy at my Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Academy just got back from a three week trip, and told some great stories. I'd like to go right now, but I'll have to wait for my next trip. I can see it now... babes, bbq, beaches, jiu-jitsu, and babes.... aaahhhhh.
Hopefully I can do it before the new year.
Unwind In Sao PauloRio de Janeiro: Beaches, Parties & Womenand
Adriana Lima(\m/)(>_<)(\m/)
I'm from Chino and PROUD OF IT!
"i'm out"
norm
Fights tonight on Spike TV...
Test time for Grey... Beer Test...
and Meat Test... do you know the difference?
Here's my picks for the fights tonight on Spike TV... Ultimate Fight Night:... tonight Spike TV is going to be UFC tv... check out the fights
Prangley def. Sonnen
Chalangov def. Koscheck
Imes def. Christison
Fitch def. Burkman
Von Flue def. Cummo
Leben def. Fioravanti
Stevenson def. Neer
Hoger def. Evans
Jardine def. Bonnar
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I'm from Chino and PROUD OF IT!
01:02:03 04/05/06
This morning I remembered that it was going to be 010203040506 with the date and time.
I was up watching The Aristocrats DVD at 01:02:03 04/05/06... what were you guys doin?
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I'm from Chino and PROUD OF IT!
"i'm out"
norm
WOW... it's been a long time...
-- Da Vinci Code... movie teaser
One of my favorite Adriana Lima pix... uhhh
-- 100 Things You Need to Know About Women
Light Pen Promises to Clear Up Acne Fastest... Jesus, do today's kids get all the breaks or what? Not only are they downloading term papers, having sex with their teachers and MySpacing hotties all over the country (by saying they're 22 and in some Riverside band, when they're really 15 and sleep with their stuffed Furbee), they won't even suffer the indignity of wiping those smelly Oxi pads on their faces.
-- Looks like another Pro Wrestler is getting into politics... Nikolai Volkoff was the bomb back in the day... I can still sing the Russian National Anthem because of him
-- Good highlight clip of Roger Gracie... ADCC Champ last year... bad dude
<-- Who's Hardcore... Grey's HARDCORE
-- I remember I used to love the Dodgers... now I don't even know 1/4 of the roster
-- Cool Audioslave is coming out with a new cd soon... it's an ass-kicker
-- Norm's new research book... How to Attract Asian Women
-- Chuck Noris Facts Shirt... nuff said
-- Good Answers to... "Why aren't you married yet?"
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I'm from Chino and PROUD OF IT!
"i'm out"
norm
