Picture Day...
Just a bunch of random pictures for your dome...
| Classy Mom....
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| I hate this karate studio...
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| on the back of the sign it says "just kidding, love Allah"...
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| Ike turner child photos...
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| where was I last night ???...
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| crappy picture of a drawing I finished last night...
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AND, I made a ridin dirty ringtone, so get it
here before the RIAA sues the pants off me...
~grey out...
Independence Day...
First things first:I want to thank all three of the people who look at my website for telling me that it was down the past couple of days... I knew about it, but it is nice to know you care... The last time I renewed spyder-fonix.com, I said once it expired I would let it die, and start a new site... but, I dunno, I guess I just couldn't...
anyways, it'll be around for a lil while longer...
also, the past few days I wasn't really feeling that good, so I have been watching a grip of the history channel, and ...
now, without further ado... what you all have been waiting for...
The Story of Independence Day, and the revolutionary waras told by Matthew Fatheree.
Way back in the day, after columbus, and the mayflower, when Strom Thurman was just getting into office, America was basically owned by England. And I dont mean
owned, like we own them today, where they basically have to do whatever the hell we tell them, I mean owned like, America, was considered part of England.
At first that didn't seem like such a bad deal, cause back in the day everyones teeth were messed up, and everyone has sex with sheep... So english people were pretty much considered 'normal'...
but after a while, people in america were begining to wonder if being part of England was really a good idea... So a meeting was called, in Philadelphia, known as the first Continental Congress...
I have searched the internet, and I have actually found transcripts from the first continental congress...
J. Addams: Dude man, The king is trippin' yo... We gotta pay so many new taxes, I can't afford kicks for lil mokey...
B. Franklin: Werd nigga... if the king thinks I'm gonna pay a tax for tea... shit, I could just send a text message, by horse, to my boy over there in india, and we'll have a tea jihad up in this muther ufcker...
J. Addams: word ?
B. Franklin: word...
After all that searching, it turns out the transcripts weren't that helpful, but to make a long story short, the colonist, a.k.a. Americans, were pissed because the british would impose unfair taxes on america, and they made shitty cars...
So America Decided to revolt, they got George Washington to pull together a rag tag army, and then they sent a latter to the king of england that said the following:
Dear Jackass,
We are breaking up with you... You never tell us you love us anymore, and we just feel like we are going through the motions...
You are ugly. You are adopted, and your mother doesn't love you...
sincerely,
America.
as you can imagine this kinda pissed off England, and they sent a bunch of troops over here, to put down the upstart rebels.
and for a while, they were doing a really good job... Every time the English met the Americans, america got their asses handed to them...
Finally, The congress lost all faith in George Washington and his army, and prepared to surrender... But to do this effectively, they employed help from the experts in surrender, the french...
The Continental Army, headed by George Washington, had been defeated in battle time and time again, and just when it seemed like all hope was lost the Americans realized something...
the British, we fighting in red coats, in the middle of the winter surrounded by snow... essentially, the britished were about as camoflauged as
these girlsso in between bong tokes, the Americans won the revolution, by hiding on a snowy hill, and shotting at the red dots...
Brilliant!!!
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