no 7th...
I'll post later...norm
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Saturday, August 26
Pluto, and other 3rd grade lies...
First you find out that Christopher Columbus didn't discover America. Then you find out our founding fathers had slaves. Now we find out Pluto is not really a planet... WTF is next?!?! Ringo is no longer a Beetle?... Is Amy not a memeber of the A-team ? Seriously though, the only thing worse than learning something, is unlearning something... If you ask me, instead of lying to us all through 3rd grade, or whatever grade we learned all that crap, they should just give us a year of recess...
As far as this whole Pluto thing goes, I have come up with a pretty good solution... lets make Pluto a planette...
The site has been lacking severly on random links people might like, so let me do a few of those
NEWS B!TCHES:
Recap of my friends web pages :
( I hope I dont forget anyone )
SCHOOL SUX!!!
~grey out
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Thursday, August 24
Axe me about ebonics...
Last weekend I was in vegas with my boy Steve, his lil brother, and his uncle ( also some random dudes having a bachelor party ).AND LET ME SAY BIG UPS TO STEVE for hooking us up in a tight ass room at the Venetian
On the way up, I was telling steve my first bet was gonna be $20 on the number 13 at the roulette table...
for whatever reason when I got there I only bet $11, but it hit the first roll, and I was up $400+ dollars...
I didn't leave up, but it was still a good weekend...
and for the people who dont think tequilla can start your day as good as coffee... well, you dont know how wrong you are...
Best joke of the weekend:
Q. How do you get a canadian to appologize to you ?
A. Punch him in the face.
Other ishh:
well... my website sucks lately... so why dont I just stop there...
~grey
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Monday, August 14
best story in a while...
The funniest Story I heard this weekend:This weekend I was over at my older brothers house, for a lil family get together, and I was outside with my brother and my dad, and my brother told this story.
He said he had two leaks in one of his bathrooms, one in the tub, and one in the sink. He had gone to the hardware store and bought a new faucet for the tub, and recalked it, and when it was time to fix the sink, he studied the sink thuroughly and returned to the hardware store to ask for advice on how to repair the leak...
( this would be a good time to tell you that while ther is no question that my older brother is very smart, i.e. he went to harvard, I think he has been C.E.O. of a few companies, he's in law school, He's bilingual, he wears nice suits, I think he invented the semi colon... he's a smart dude, but I dont think too many people would call him a "handy man" )
anyways, back to the story....
he's in the hardware store, and he finds this black dude who works there to ask for advice... from what I gather, after my brother in great detail explained the leak around the sink, the conversation went something like this...
Brother: .... yeah, so that is what the sink is like, what do you think I should do?
employee: Man... you prolly have to call a plumber...
Brother: Really?!, because I think I could do it if I understood what to do, and a plumber is gonna cost like a hundred bucks just to walk in my house and look at my sink... even if it's just like a washer...
employee: well, honestly it's probably the fixture where the sink meets the pipes of your house, after while they can crack. but you can even get at it with a wrench, you need this special tool, to remove the faucet, and get at the fixture, and I think we sell it, but, I really dont feel comfortable selling it to you, because if that is the problem, thats not something simple to fix... You REALLY should just call a plumber...
To make a long story, short...
seriously, I'm not gonna make it any shorter...
but my brother bought the special tool, took it home, ripped his sink apart, found the cracked fixture just like the employee had said, and he returned to the hardware store to purchase a replacement. He went in and he found the same guy who helped him before.
The employee was amazed!
employee: Dang!, I cant beleive you got that off... you did that yourself?!?!
Brother: Yeah, do you guys have any replacement one I can buy?
employee: yeah, right over here... hey, I guess it's a good thing I told you what to do huh?
Brother: What!?!? you kept tellin me to call a plumber man!, you weren't trying to help me...
( at this point the sales put his hand on my brothers shoulder, and said )
"Look nigga!, you came in here in a suit, with a gucci wallet, I didn't think you could fix your sink, and I wasn't gonna send you home to flood your house..."
Aside from that great story... my older sister came home, and I got to meet my new brother in law... he's pretty cool...
and... no one can figure out why him and my sister are married...
it's just like family should be!...
so much love to the family...
Mom dad, george, z, clayton, caspian, tash, sean, sonj...
and all the people I forgot... you're like whoa!...
~grey out
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Tuesday, August 1
ladies... please... WTF?!?!
 | Okay... after many years of research I have discovered an interesting phenomenon, and now I have questions... |
it starts out with a conversation like this...
Man: Where do you think you want to go for dinner tonight ?
Woman: Oh I dont care, anywhere is fine with me...
Man: Okay, how about Pepinos
Woman: Uhhhh... I dunno, I dont really feel like italian food...
Man: thats okay, what about Javiers ?
Woman: I dont know, I had mexican food yesterday
Man: well what do you feel like ?
Woman: i dunno, anything...
Man: Maybe RedRobin ??
Woman: No that doesn't sound that good...
I used to think that maybe only a few men had to deal with conversations like that... from what to eat, to what movie to rent, to where to go, to which shoes look best...
UFCK ladies... seriously... what is the deal with that ???
my theory, with conversations like that, is from the very begining you know exactly what you want, or in this case, exactly where you would like to eat, but you want it to feel like a team descision, or you want us manly men to feel like we decided so, you make us go through a list of resturaunts until we figure out where you would like to dine...
am I wrong???... do you really not know where you want to eat, and YOU REALLY THINK "oh anywhere is fine", but then it just so happens that the next five place whatever guy you are with names off "dont sound good"... ???!!!
sooo weird...
damn almost been a month since my last post...
I dont want to get you too excited... so I will stop there...
~grey
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