Spyder-fonix.com Fund

Hello there my name is Matthew Fatheree,.... and while my name is not of that much importance... what is important is that, myself, and a friend of mine are in great NEED. we need your money...

Now a logical person would be thinking:
"I wonder what he needs MY money for?",
and I can personally tell you thinking like that, will get us nowhere. After all I have a pretty good job, I don't have debt from student loans, or medical bills, I don't need fake boobies, and I have no pets that are suffering. At first glance one might even wonder how I could need money at all... well I can tell you some reasons why...

The most profound reason I need your money, is because I do not yet have the amount of money that I want. I believe this is also true of my good friend Norm. While the many people reading this might have a similar trauma, right now you are reading my page, so you need to not think about your problems but rather be sympathetic to mine.

Many of you are probably wondering, "what will I get if I contribute money to your cause?", and while again I think this is the wrong attitude to have, I'm glad you asked. I do not mean to make my begging for your money a sinkhole, where you just contribute and contribute and get nothing in return. So for your generous donation, **you will receive:

MY GIFTS TO YOU 1. a shout out and thank you on www.spyder-fonix.com ( you will be immortalized forever )
2. your very own spyder-fonix.com e-mail address of my choosing ( dont be upset if it's something like i-m-a-homo@spyder-fonix.com )
3. the satisfaction of knowing you contributed to my site success ( dont underestimate the spiritual value of that one )
4. and your very own page, made by me, where I ask people to send you money... ( similar to a beggars pyramid scheme )
5. SPECIAL!!! ALSO FOR A LIMITED TIME donations greater than $25 will Receive the SUN because I am the self proclaimed owner of the Sun, I will lease it to you for one day, provided you agree not to keep the sun from others, or use it to disrupt the Earths natural rotaion. Over night delivery of the sun garaunteed, it will be there in the morning*



ARE THERE ANY OTHER REASONS TO GIVE TO YOUR CAUSE???

I'm glad you asked... giving to my casue will overall make me a better person... I promiss if people just randomly give me money, not only will I be generous with sharring that money, but I will also:

litter less

be more tollerant of people from holland, and france

I will give a tree a hug

counsil troubled youth

find Osama**

play more 2pac

and the whole world will be a better place... So now that you know why you should give the money, and what you will get in return, you may want to know what your money will be used for if you give it to me. While I can not garauntee use, or account for all of the donations I will receive in advance, I can say with great confidence that your money will not go to waste. While a substantial portion of the money will be used further my support of In N Out, and the fine people at heinekin, there is no doubt in my mind that some of the money will also be used for personal research, in a number of different feilds. It is remotely possible that your donations may save a child in Africa, or help cure AIDS, or cancer. With this many reasons to give to my cause, it is a wonder I have not yet met my goal, of 2.5 Million. In short I would like to say that you should give to my cause, it is a good cause... ( cause I want some more money )... thank you and God Bless...

Or send a Check or Money Order To: Matthew Fatheree P.O. Box 1823 Chino, CA 91708-1823